Alexandra Kane

Head of GTM at @chalk| Jersey girl, Fractional Ski Bum, Lapsed anthropologist | I wear an awful lot of black and I can't sit still

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

@duckets2323 @united it’s so crazy

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

hey @united — gate-checked bag lost on UA1340 EWR>SFO Sunday. scanned on, never scanned off. 4 calls, no agent can see prior notes or give me a location. file ref 3016951177. can someone actually help? been running in circles for 3 days.

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

@united private information is just fine and not the issue :) sent a DM too with more info. this has been the worst CX experience of my 37 years, would love to find my bag. lots of sentimental and personal effects.

[Chalk @chalk]

Incredibly exciting day here at Chalk as we announce our seed led by @generalcatalyst , @Unusual_VC, and @xfund to build the data platform for machine learning and AI.

Read more about our story in @theinformation Information.

https://t.co/wKPsUYCLuD

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

@skkayBB ⚰️

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

I need a new 2023 bingo board.

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

@CHP_Truckee is the pinnacle of social media

[CHP Truckee @CHP_Truckee]

Patrolling the Truckee Area today be like… 🥶😳

‼️I-80 eastbound remains closed at Applegate and westbound is closed at the Nevada State line‼️No estimated time of reopening. (3/01/23 6:00am)

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

I don’t tweet but I’m tweeting cause I am still ugly crying from #TheLastOfUs

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

No place like home.

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

Donner Lake, CA is uhhhhhh not named after Santa's reindeer

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

“Macroeconomic environment” earnings call bingo.

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

Satan lives at Denver Airport

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

Jim Cantore literally can’t stand up. We have created a whole new storm category.

[Pukar C. Hamal 🏔🗽 🌁 @pchamal]

Customers.

By far the most important part of the equation, without our customers we would not be able to do what we do. Thank you for believing in our team and myself.

As you may know, we are officially Yeti to launch @security_pal.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Hear me out:

a stablecoin backed by NYC dollar slice pizza

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

After death I imagine purgatory is I 80 between the Bay Bridge and Vallejo from 3-7pm

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

Also, really excited to be back in 2008. Equities are bottoming out, real estates ya know… but at least Arcade Fire is putting out good music again.

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

Why won’t anyone deliver cutlery to a hotel room? I’m pawing at rice and vegetable soup like a cave troll - again.

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

PS it never STOPPED being about FCF…

[Alexandra Kane @akaneisable]

Chopped is on in an infinite loop in all 3 star hotels catered at business travelers.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Hey @elonmusk I have a @twitter rebrand idea to run by you…