akash gupta

engineer trader in eurodollar futures and brazilian interest rates

[Mahak Gupta @MahakGu63467697]

Dear Jpr nagar Nigam. In a residential area like tilak nagar, cows are creating a menace. Creating smell and garbage by being in bulk of 8-10 in qty. Owner is leaving them around in front of houses . Have complained many times with no help. #needhelp #municipal @JaipurNigam

[akash gupta @akash0608]

@MahakGu63467697 @JaipurNigam Truly!!
I have called nagar nigam office in lal kothi over 50 times.
They always say they will come but never do

[Rachit Agarwal @RWL_13]

@PMOIndia
- (UPSC) Indian Forest Services Mains - 2020, Result Pending since April 2021, impacting large number of aspirants. Result will help aspirants decide future course of action. Kindly Help.
@DrRPNishank

[Rachit Agarwal @RWL_13]

Below was expected of 2nd wave for India. No one expected this covid tsunami. Stop Blaming government and start helping society. #COVID19India #GetVaccinatedASAP

[akash gupta @akash0608]

Wassup bro.. @ud_06

[akash gupta @akash0608]

@freetrademark I want to get trademark registration for my brand. How can I do that? #AskMarcas

[UD06 @ud_06]

@akash0608 https://t.co/y03z5EtJXd

[Samarth Rasiwasia @_unclaimed]

My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.'

What the make love is she talking about?

[पवन @kesariyadesi]

हजारों फुट ऊंचे पहाडों को काटकर कुछ सौ फुट ऊंची इमारतें खड़ी करने को हम तरक्की कहते हैं।

[billoo @MohitParmarr]

Rajnikanth playing snake http://t.co/4AxhQZR812

[DhuanDhari @DhuanDhari]

"कोई बात नहीं, बेटी हुई है। बढ़िया है।"

"क्या खाख बढ़िया है, ऐसा लग रहा है एहसान दिखा रहे हो ख़ुशी जता कर।"

#TrueStory #PatheticThinking

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

The only time a Girl asked me for a coffee was when she mistook me for a Waiter.

[akash gupta @akash0608]

hike followed by drinks and poker @bahu's @Chikky_13 @mittal0812 @kdevileye @Ashwini_FF

[artemish @amrtsh]

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had a chauffeur/recharge coupon/credit card/alarm clock/punching bag/sorry bot/me.

[RB @Footloose_Free]

आगे उस ���ुक्कड़ से दायें मुड़ जाइयेगा, कुछ देश उधर भी है 😀😁

[Ahmad Jawad @AhmadJawadBTH]

PM asking Bill Gates to establish Laptop factory in Pakistan. Bill Gates shocked and informed PM that he is into software not hardware.

[Tom Dante @Trader_Dante]

A good trade is like a woman. Don't rush in, you will look desperate and she will smell it.

Be patient - she will come to you.

[Jason Gay @jasongay]

There's a guy in this coffee shop sitting at a table, not on his phone, not on a laptop, just drinking coffee, like a psychopath.

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Girl- Whats your nick name?

Boy : 🍒

Girl : Cherry!! That's cute 😊

Boy : No No its Gotya 😂😂

[. @StockCats_2009]

"I'm not shaving until the Fed raises rates" - who's up for that challenge?