Akash Mishra

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Friends forever; never apart, maybe by distance, but not by heart.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Some minds are like concrete... all mixed up and permanently set.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

winning isn't the only thing, it's everything.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

he put me in stitches (made me laugh).

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Here's your hat, what's your hurry.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

When you can't trace God's hand, trust His heart.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

When there's a will, there's a way..when there's a won't, there isn't.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead.

[Akash Mishra @akash098073]

I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.

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