Akash Saxena

Par kaun jaye ae zauk, dilli ki galliyan chod kar.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Reporter: You are on the cusp of making history.

Trump: I like this guy. Your reporters are much nicer than mine.

Trump casually exposed Godi Media of India 😭😭

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

Modi is an absolute embarrassment and a global shame to India.

That mat was meant for the yoga instructor.

This man is so used to red-carpet treatment in India that he thought it was laid out for him to pose for a photo-op.😭😭

The President of Slovakia was standing a step back.

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

IMF downgraded India’s national accounts to a ‘C’.

Yet we are still being sold the illusion of an economic superpower.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

News giant ANI has posted 876 muted videos of PM Narendra Modi: Report

[Kapil @kapsology]

Is this nature telling you how much sugarcane juice is in your petrol nowadays?

(Video from Sikkim)

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Trying to buy an electric car, which is delayed because of the strait being closed. Dealer wrote me a message saying "sir because of the oil crisis....your EV will not arrive before november". Yup. Sigh.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

BJP is desperately trying to make India into a one party dictatorship.

Shiv Sena, NCP, AAP, BJD, TMC..

They are breaking up one political party after another using money power, bribery, threats of arrest, extortion. This is not just highly undemocratic but it is setting a new precedent for the future.

It is pretty much a guarantee now that the day BJP goes out of power in centre, they will also be broken up into multiple pieces.

[Varun Chitnis @TheVarunChitnis]

NITIN Gadkari’s obsession with Ethanol will be the single reason why NDA will lose power eventually.

The anger is rising and it’s just going to get worse. Existing owners of vehicles bought a few years ago are experiencing issues. People buy vehicles after saving for years.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

जिस ख़ान सर ने इतनी सस्ती ऑनलाइन एजुकेशन करोड़ों लोगों को दी, उनको आज ये सरकार और उनका चाटुकार मीडिया दंगई घोषित करने की कोशिश कर रही है!

[Cockrock is Back @helloGr0k]

धर्मेंद्र प्रधान का इस्तीफ़ा होना चाहिए रीट्वीट अगर सहमत है .
#dharmendre #neet

[Saurabh Bharadwaj @Saurabh_MLAgk]

So @dhruv_rathee offers to join Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029 with a request to demand resignation of Central Education Minister Dharmender Pradhan.

I think it’s a reasonable request!

[Cockroach Party of India @Cockroach4India]

Zero debates on unemployment.
Zero debates on paper leaks.
Zero debates on inflation.
Zero debates on food safety.
Zero debates on the rising fuel crisis.
Zero debates on capital expenditure.
Zero debates on economic development.
Zero debates on R&D, science, and innovation.
Zero debates on education.
Zero debates on women safety
Zero debates on start up culture,
Zero debates on healthcare infrastructure.

And then look at these paid actors busy running government propaganda.

[Arpit Sharma @iArpitSpeaks]

Shocking how can a Gov of a country do this to it’s own citizens-

Abhijit, myself & a few others are being watched by higher authorities, our passports might be flagged.

For what- for speaking for NEET Paper leak?
For asking basic questions??

Kyuuu???

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

I hear Cockroach Janata Party accounts are being blocked. Small warning: cockroaches have outlived empires, pandemics and probably a few IT cells too. Block one, ten more emerge from the dark corners. MIND IT! 😃

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Dharmendra Pradhan must resign!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is actively hiring world-class engineers/physicists for SpaceXAI, even if you have zero prior experience in AI. Smart humans figure it out fast.

Please send an email with ~3 bullet points demonstrating evidence of exceptional ability to [email protected].

[प्रणव @PranavaBhardwaj]

I am unapologetic about it.

@ArvindKejriwal is the ultimate cockroach leader for me.

He adapted, survived, changed lives, and is still doing it. This mighty system still treats him like a cockroach, but he keeps fighting.

They send him to jail, break his men, run campaigns against him, and try to keep him out of the system.

But he reappears. He fights.

If this makes any set of people unhappy, let it be.

P.S. This post is a personal opinion and has nothing to do with the Cockroach Janta Party.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

🇺🇸 Open AI : ₹399/month

🇨🇳 DeepSeek AI : ₹100/month

🇮🇳 Vantara Icecream: ₹750/scoop

Priorities of Different Countries.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Former EC Ashok Lavasa on how the ECI did not act fairly in the Bengal elections

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Absolutely correct 💯

Kudos to Vishal Dadlani 🔥👏