Alana Kaufman

Denver, CO || The University of Texas at Austin grad || IG: @5280foodiez

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

💦 @humanfountains know how to spray it! #AGTAllStars https://t.co/nKepd5xbsC

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@djdsjerry Eating BBQ at 10am would only be acceptable during color war!

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

My fiancé says I have a dinking problem & he would love any excuse to get me out of the kitchen for a night. It’d be such a big dill if we could attend a PPA tourney this year!!

[Carvana PPA Tour @PPAtour]

Whoever retweet’s this with the best ‘Pickleball pun’ will get 2 free VIP tickets (worth $400) to any PPA tourney of their choice this year 😉

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@sjkauf @buzzer @nuggets #ad

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@sjkauf @JamalAndress Need a word with your hair & clothing stylist ASAP

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

When you think WFH is a newer concept but really President Adam’s started it when he moved into the White House in 1792 #FoodForThought

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

Why does no one talk about @HookEmSmart’s hair plugs during games? #hookem #texasfight #utaustin #Texas

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

TikTok and Oracle will become business partners in the US — a deal meant to satisfy the Trump administration's national security concerns, a source says
https://t.co/ETwKry81IR

[Simon Kaufman @sjkauf]

“A tradition unlike any other.” 🌭

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@Nik__Names Throw some chocolate in there, close it back up, and microwave. Problem solved 🤩

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

BREAKING: Mayor Michael Hancock orders closure of restaurants and bars, except for delivery and takeout https://t.co/Bktaurr2ix

[MAKERS @MAKERSwomen]

A powerful reminder from @thando_hopa: "Female sensuality and sexuality are to be celebrated but from a place of bodily sovereignty and agency, not from a place of expectation or obligation." #MAKERSConference https://t.co/8cawsZuSbX

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Beauty is #NOCOMPETITION. For #Tokyo2020 @Olympics, I’m proud to partner with @SKII_US to stand up to toxic competitions in beauty with these amazing athletes. Let’s not make beauty a competition that dictates how we look, act, feel. #skiipartner

https://t.co/2ao5dEjtKW

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@djdsjerry Hope we’re the guests on that scoreboard

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@sjkauf I’d like everyone to know this was actually my pilot to Chicago NOT @sjkauf

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

Thought of the day: do people suck in when driving between two cars the same way people duck driving under a low ceiling?

[Alana Kaufman @akauf810]

@MomNDadTunes Until your realize you forgot your carry on bag at the coffee shop

[UT Austin @UTAustin]

“This university is a remarkable place. The scale of its ambition, the diversity of its people and ideas and the emphasis on making a difference.”
—@MichaelDell

Congratulations to all of our graduates 🎓🤘 #UTGrad19 #WhatStartsHere

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Nolan: Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the Bridge of Hemdale.

Chuck: I would follow you into the Mists of Avalon, if that’s what you mean.

[The Free Noms! @thefreenoms]

To celebrate the start of #SXSW, I’m partnering with @rsvpster & giving away (2) accounts!

RT this tweet & make sure you’re following both @thefreenoms & @rsvpster to qualify.

Don’t forget to tag us & tell us about your #SXnoms finds!

Ends tomorrow 12noon EST. #SXSW2019