AllisongAndDance

34 going on 94. Permanently dehydrated.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Aw, cute take! Hope this helps

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@LauraLoomer Imagine being so clueless AND confidently yelling these clueless thoughts to the whole world.

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@LauraLoomer @NFL You do know Americas means more than the US, right? Why do uneducated people get a microphone?

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I’m CONVINCED Paige is into West. When she was like “haha maybe too much talking” when he was going on and on about Ciara feelings. She’s not defending Ciara in her argument toward him. Mmmm, girl. I see you. 👀 #SummerHouse

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What if…stay with me …Amanda and Lindsay are wearing their bridesmaids dresses they bought? for Paige’s future wedding? #SummerHouse

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@kingbealestreet Hot take but idc. I’m so mad that White Lotus is what made Parker Posey more widespread famous. She was a legend and should have been mainstream from Waiting for Guffmann alone

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@hannahnadcoh Are those smiles each a character, like I notice Gemma and I think Hellie’s smile. Maybe the order is significant?

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These cops failed #gabbypetito so disgracefully. Blatant, unbothered sexism.

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@caitiedelaney Did these always looked dirty? Yes. But did they hurt my toes? Yes. But did they kinda smell funky? Also yes.

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Oh god Helena’s going after Mark, but she’s gonna fall for him here too and then both outtie and innie are gonna get hurt and it’s too tragic I can’t #severance #SeveranceSpoilers

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Oh no innie Mark is happy and outtie Mark is in despair, the opposite of why he got severed in the first place #severance @BenStiller #SeveranceSpoilers

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But what if it’s all just Mark dealing with the loss of Gemma, and he has to have innie and outtie in sync to be at peace? He wakes up in therapy one day. Im spiraling help #severance

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Each of the traitors contestants bring their old shows’ brand with them. Danielle’s performances to the camera read like she’s on Big Brother.

#traitors #traitorsus #thetraitors

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I’m a “clean the dust off my trashcan with my makeup remover cloth” girl and I want people to know how superior and efficient I feel about it.

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@Variety He eyes are pleading “help me”

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@banalplay They have the same sociopath eyes

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@greatfaerie I keep wondering if they have added some kind of ai styling/filters to them this season

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@benwyattsinnie I was thinking “omg the ice cream thing is so real” and then I read this and ope, I might be autistic

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Dylan telling watermelon Irving sorry … I can’t 😭
#severance

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Jesse, West, Kyle this ep #summerhouse #bravo