Napoleon Bonaparte was a freak.
While conquering most of mainland Europe, the French emperor sent a series of sultry missives to his muse, Joséphine.
Below are 13 slightly hot, surely toxic lines from the original short king's love letters.
Love isn’t always loud.
Sometimes it’s just someone saving you the last bite,
texting ‘home safe?’ at 1 a.m.,
and still choosing you on the ordinary days.
That’s the kind that stays.