Andy K

I don't like closed doors. Except when they're mine, so leave your doors open.

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Fuckin Conway. Go read Banyanwolf

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

“The little reed, BBending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.” - Aesop

Continents don’t BBreak and either does BB.

#pangaea #fakenews #tectonictruthers

[Nickelback @Nickelback]

Another day in the studio. Working to create more of this! #FeedTheMachine https://t.co/pFBy5EgZ3R

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

BBrass BBalls @GovMalloyOffice BBravo! https://t.co/ncBTWFcmLw

[Whalers Guy @whalerzguy]

Gov. Malloy invites @NYIslanders to play in #Hartford - via @ESPN App @WhalersNHL @nhltohartford @WhalerWatch #NHL https://t.co/FyFA2XLtzu

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@Slapshot2239 @FORDHAMFOOTBALL too bad! Good to know you'll be rooting us on. Think someone will streak the game?

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Getting ready to turn up for @FORDHAMFOOTBALL at Yankee Stadium this weekend!! @Slapshot2239 you going?

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Don't trust the advertising. Following these guys back to my place to make sure they do the job right. #usa #NJ

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Real truth @snooki real truth https://t.co/TWDjIEgvD0

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

I just wanna lay in bed all day. But I have 2 wild banshees that need me to survive. #momlife

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@GNCLiveWell #askGNC need to pump biceps

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Been werking on my beach bod this spring, almost ready to unveil. Looking for some "legal" supps to help my pump @GNCLiveWell any advice?

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@Bharper3407 My grandfather had a saying, "Grand slams in April are like a ten year old's dick." #worthless #BryceHarper #pangaeaisbullshit

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

I've got another date for you @Bharper3407. 5/17. See you in Queens, Breece. #breecespieces #nomorecupcakes #BryceHarper #MrApril #whatever

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Hey @Bharper3407, happy 4/20 bro. Enjoy your hot streak while it lasts, Mr April! #BryceHarper #420day #horseshit

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Funny vid! Only time Todd was ever funnier was when he spent 10 mins ripping into my friend John G at the DC Improv. https://t.co/JXn5Xt8Qbx

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@jackmkeller not now, but at some point, I'd like to get your opinion on retrofitted shipping containers

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Don't forget to Instagram your fav pics of my friend Simon Corpus today. #SCT #PCT #SimonCorpusThursdays #PinkyCorpusThursdays

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

Some dude I once grinded on in a bar arranged this failed publicity stunt: http://t.co/CholyKvVOq. #Masshole #HallofHank

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@patcerone @jackmkeller @Cubs mascot looks like a live stuffed animal Bill Bear and I beat up at a Chuck E Cheese in Hartford.#gradeschool

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@jackmkeller @ConwayChris Thanks 4 the mention @patcerone. It couldn't have waited until the Whalers game was over?#thewhale #hartfordstrong

[Andy K @AKBigBoy]

@jackmkeller @ConwayChris @patcerone Keller, who's his boss, Chris Christie? #njbridgehumor #fucktheboss #fuckconway #toshgaine