Allison Brooks

W&M/SCAD graduate. Writer and editor. Least favorite child. Proud Dalmatian mom. Opinions are my own.

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

I have never been more proud to be an American

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

You really had to throw English majors into this, @sethmeyers? 🫠 #sethmeyers #latenight #nbc

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

I just discovered that Jimothy lives in my friend’s neighborhood and I am UNWELL

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Came for Shakira, stayed for the Muppets #WorldCup

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Best economy ever? Bring back throwing shoes at idiots while they’re speaking at a podium #presidentialaddress

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Literally everything about high point gives me the ick #marchmadness

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

When @realDonaldTrump screams “you” when he attacks the American people, he means all of us, right? #SOTU2026

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Omg @eentertainment how dare you cut the Paul Giamatti scene in #MyBestFriendsWedding

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

This game is so boring, America’s getting the #SuperBowlLX we deserve 😬🙄

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Can we please just get rid of benson boone already #SuperBowlLX

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

I’d like to cancel my free subscription to 2026 because I didn’t sign up for whatever the hell this is

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Firing Pete Carroll right before drafting Fernando Mendoza is WILD. @Raiders, are y’all high?

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I’m sorry but Jason Isaacs is superior to Walton Goggins. It was true in #whitelotus and these Walmart commercials are painful.

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

@SalA628 I bet people love you at parties!

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Why is Tom Brady only wearing one black glove during this Bills-Eagles broadcast? It’s giving O.J. #PHIvsBUF

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Holy jump scare, @VanityFair -- please give us a trigger warning next time. My eyeballs are permanently scarred.

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

It is so hard to like this commanders team

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Ugh @Lane_Kiffin you are such a piece of shit

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

Elizabeth Warren would have made a hell of a president #lateshow #colbert

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

@marykaycooper Rape, sex trafficking, and pedophilia are so funny! 🙄

[Allison Brooks @akbrooks17]

As an editor, the #TroyIwata segment on @TheDailyShow just now was brilliant