Akburrito

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@united Sent

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@united your travel center is trash. I uploaded all documents way ahead of time and they are showing as correct but I still need to wait in line at a desk tomorrow to check in. How is that efficient?

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@Uber_Support I replied immediately and am still waiting for an answer. This should have been a simple resolution. What is going on?

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@Uber are unanswered chats really the only way to get ahold of customer support now? That’s insanity.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@Uber_Support I have already responded. Last time you just told me to let the ticket be resolved. However it’s been over a week.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@Uber is there another way to talk to customer service? I’ve had a ticket open since Sunday.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@philly311 @PhillyMayor why do I need to keep tweeting to get 311 requests actually addressed? 311 keeps closing cases saying they are complete without even looking at them. These are all the same issue:
#17960385
#17960382
#17957477
#17948595
All “completed” never addressed.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

Welp 3 months later… Here we are with Aaron Rodgers. But I’m not ready to quit football. I guess… Here we go Steelers?

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

I swear to everything holy if the next @AdamSchefter tweet is Aaron Rodger’s to the Steelers, I quit football. Please let the man retire to remote cabin where he can debate the moon landing with a raccoon or something else… Anything else. #NFL #Steelers

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

I’ll even take Russell Wilson back over Rodgers. But only if he changes his nickname appropriately to “Mr. Limited”. #Steelers #NFL

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@ChrisChase_ESPN @AdamSchefter

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I swear to everything holy if the next @AdamSchefter tweet is Aaron Rodger’s to the Steelers, I quit football. Please let the man retire to remote cabin where he can debate the moon landing with a raccoon or something else… Anything else. #NFL #Steelers

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

The fact that the women on #LoveIsBlinds8 stood in business for social justice gives me a tiny glimmer of hope. I’ll literally take anything during this Trump dumpster fire. #LIB

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

Going to the store in a bad mood for basic needs like toothpaste and lotion and needing to wait for an employee to unlock every single cabinet is going to be my thirteen reason.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

If you ever want to understand why Philadelphia Eagles fans are so…crazy. Welp, I’m currently at City Hall waiting to be selected for a jury and they are blasting “Fly Eagles Fly…”. Call and response for selection? Answer is “Go Birds!”. #Eagles #GoBirds #SuperBowlLIX #Philly

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In case you didn't believe me here are *some* of the case numbers dating back 7 months @philly311 and @PhillyMayor
16905515
16910427
16928366
16954989
17200240
17210731
17356465
17382277

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@philly311 how can I get a a vacant lot cleaned up that I have submitted 10+ cases for that keep being marked "complete" with no action? 😐 This is getting ridiculous.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@philly311 how can I get a a vacant lot cleaned up that I have submitted 10+ cases for that keep being marked "complete" with no action? 😐 This is getting ridiculous.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

PSA: There’s no award for never being on #TikTok. In fact, you missed out on approximately 10,000 hours of questionable life hacks, dance moves, and dog videos. You’ve in fact, been robbed. #tiktokban

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

Shoutout to the @PhiladelphiaGov trash crew who saw me sprinting with my trash can like a disheveled raccoon this morning and swooped in to save the day. 🗑️ Not all heroes wear capes 🦸‍♂️. #Philly #CityofBrotherlyLove

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@AmazonHelp please train seasonal delivery drivers how to read delivery instructions. The difference in a street name matters.

[Akburrito @akBurrito]

@amazon please train seasonal delivery drivers how to read delivery instructions. The difference in a street name matters.