Allyssa.McNeill

[Allyssa.McNeill @akcmcneill]

“I don’t know if I’ve just been holding her for so long that I’ve sweat or if she peed.” Lex:”probably a little of both.”
Worker: [touches bottom of the pouch] “she peed on you.” 😂😂😂
HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THAT LIKE LOOK AT HER FACE 😩😭❤️

[Tamara @FrooByTheFoot]

my dream job is making those trinkets arrangements for the I spy books

[Danny Armstrong @DArmstrong44]

Netflix IT Department after #LoveIsBlindLIVE not loading:

[Amazing Art @AmazingArtPix]

It took 6 years, 4,200 hours and 720,000 photos for wildlife photographer Alan McFadyen to get this perfect shot. Kingfisher diving into the water...

[Air 106.1 & DiscoverAirdrie.com @AIR1061FM]

More details are emerging in the January 1 early morning blaze.

Listen live to AIR 106.1: https://t.co/rcXW5IrE8B

#Localnews #airdrie #NewsUpdate https://t.co/NmQiCdpbPB

[Airrack @airrack]

this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my Christmas tree is up

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*serious situation*

My brain:

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

some of u girls didn’t have guy friends that repeatedly roasted u since day one & it shows

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

when it's dark by 5pm

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

[Allyssa.McNeill @akcmcneill]

Headache girl here 😂

[i like food @messedupfoods]

corndushi

[g. @g_sofm]

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter

[cassie @cassiee1919]

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)

[ak ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ @ak_themystic444]

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!!! SQUISHMALLOW PET BEDS EXIST!!!!