Anna Parrish

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

Just now: @ihaveasthma after LOLing: “Listen if anything, the memes right now are amazing.” Then proceeds to send me this...

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@zboman I have a lifetime guarantee. I send a cracked one in about once every other month. Worth every penny.

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

Sunday night, 8/25, 8pm: “It’s game week.” -@ihaveasthma #weinterruptthismarriagetobringyoufootballseason 🤣

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@katemhanson Agree to (strongly) disagree 😘👶🏻

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@ihaveasthma I love him. And you. 😘😍❤️💙😘

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

“I got to make jello jigglers if I was good that week.” -@ihaveasthma on his childhood 😂

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@HyperfocusNYC @Anthropologie OMG this happened to me over some curtains!!!!!! I called a bajillion times and FINALLY talked to a manager and they sent me replacements but it was a huge headache and I let them know it too. You go girl, spread the word!

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@itsmejwb Yes!! When dogs sign Christmas cards. #no

[Jonathan Parrish @ihaveasthma]

“I want to raise a cool nerd. You know like a cool one. Not a weird nerd. Like you were probably weird nerd in middle school.” -wife #newdinnerconversations to be fair, she’s not wrong. I did wear Rec Specs in gym class, had a slight crustache, and had major fashion issues. #love

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

On telling the hubs @ihaveasthma what I want for Christmas since I didn’t get it for my birthday: “Dadgumit I thought of something like that and had it all in my head I just didn’t execute it. Coach Saban would be so disappointed in me.” 😂

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@ihaveasthma Ooh I bet it was the @leannrimes one. Am I right or am I right. 😆

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@lwomack0815 @KnoxMcCoy @RevScottSimmons @PopcastPod 😂🤣 So I finally got around to listening while feeding the baby at 3 am (cause, #newborn) (#whileipopcast) and had to have SERIOUS self control to stop my body from shaking him awake due to laughter at Scott’s voice.

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@lwomack0815 @KnoxMcCoy @RevScottSimmons @PopcastPod OMG I can’t wait to listen 😂

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@allison_boman @zboman Fan girling over here. Y’all are big time!!!

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

I hereby declare that Bama football has become so predictable and boring that even my husband has resorted to watching soccer instead. 👌🏼 That is all.

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

Me (after I’ve eaten 3 snacks): “do you hear my stomach growling?”
Hubs: yeah but it’s not bc you’re hungry
Me: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I’M NOT HUNGRY! 😂👺 #pregnantmonster

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@zboman Hahaha I just don’t resort to chewing in nervousness so I’m totally baffled. You’re one of those people who do all sorts of stuff to their teeth and then have perfect reports at the dentist aren’t you?! Like those people that don’t study for tests and then ace them. #theworst

[Anna Parrish @akcparrish]

@zboman Wait did you chew on that????