AMANDA ✨💕

AWL

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Please don't argue with me I never run out of horrible shit to say

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The phrase “I’ll let you know” has been used by midwesterners for centuries. Historians believe that they have never let that person know.

[lucky @irereieri]

dimly lit bar and having my legs on him and his hands on my thighs

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Which veggies they say have the parasite again? I’m tryna be in a size 4T by Friday.

[lucky @irereieri]

i need a weighted blanket and he needs to be like 6’2 or something like that

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

No, but seriously the fact that Conor McGregor was even able to come to the United States and to have the red carpet rolled out for him after he raped a woman so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed is actually disgusting, glad his knee exploded.

[J🧟‍♂️🖤 @zombiemanjay]

Nah seeing a rapist cripple and embarrass himself with millions watching and all of those who helped rehabilitate his image have to eat crow and feel disappointed is a very great outcome.

[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[AMANDA ✨💕 @akdalen16]

AMEN 🙌🏻

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Sis to sis..May your stomach see flatness and your ass see fatness. Amen

[carla ☁️ @hand1stfearless]

i just heard someone saying:
"little girls pretend to hate the colour pink the same way adult women pretend to hate taylor swift"
SO FUCKING SPOT ON LIKE YES!!!

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[𐌋a𐌌Aʀ @HEISLAMARR]

10 yrs of smokin’ weed & not ONCE did I think, Lemme try crack.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

[katie ✨ @allcapskatie13]

Absolutely baffled by people saying “Taylor and Travis should have kept it more private” when we literally haven’t seen a single picture from the actual wedding even though there were ONE. THOUSAND. GUESTS. hello????????

Hating Taylor for the sake of hating her is so BORING.

[Hiwet ✨ @tearsricochet_1]

Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

the girl who wrote “i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well” found that person and is getting married today

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[🏈👑❤️‍🔥 | fan acct. @tayvishazetoo]

We’re all experiencing the worst fucking fomo of all time 🤣