Andrzej Kedzior

CPA candidate, future lottery loser, and all-around film cricket. Some tweets may be due to depressive episode. Give me good news and advice.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

The same people who will reply that “there’s nothing wrong with this. You don’t need people close to you. Be happy with what you have” will later respond that you’re a loser if you don’t have anyone close to you when you want to do something social.

[THE LAST DAUGHTER OF MARYLAND @WikiOoc]

FUUUUUUCK A FRIENDSHIP I CHERISHED WAS QUITE IN FACT JUST BACKGROUND IN ANOTHER PERSON'S VERY FULL SOCIAL LIFE

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

A big factor in being left-wing is just having a working memory.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Anyone saying the "far left" is the same as MAGA is a fascist sympathizer. Utter scum. Read a book. Eat shit.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

Honestly, I didn’t even show it. I instead only said I was.

The moment that happened, things changed. I needed to be told I was wrong, I needed to be told I must be visibly depressing to others, and that everyone has problems and that “grass isn’t always greener”, etc.

[gerav 🆗🆒 @geravyolo]

people will hate you for daring to show ur depressed

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@CartoonsHateHer I remember reading something a long time ago that says that people who capitalize certain words can denote mental illness.

Obviously not all the time, but think of people who go on rants and add significance to certain words as if they’re Great Thinkers of our Time.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@Chinchillazllla @Sabrina45X It’s a speciality of theirs.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

“You just need to learn to enjoy your own company!”/“Someday you’ll find your people!”/“You just need to be the one to reach out all the time because I’m sure they’re just busy!” Yeah yeah yeah. Apparently it’s my fault for wanting to feel normal and feel like I belong.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The Tim Pool Surrounded isn't even entertaining in a "look at this dumb liar" way. He just constantly contradicts himself and clumsily agrees with people in ways that conflict with his argument. At one point somebody asks him point blank, "What is the point of this?" Spot on.

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

The audacity to think Canadian media is too left-wing when they're all endorsing Conservatives every single election and Postmedia has a literal monopoly over local newspapers

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

"the musical fish, he hums a tune before he attacks people" "are you talking about jaws?" oh christ I can't fucking BREATHE

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@CartoonsHateHer I was told as a young boy about how uncomfortable it is to dress well and how you shouldn’t care, that once I finally learned how to I got a lot more positive attention from women.

Also, as a man: it’s not hard. There’s a lot you can do, but even the basics help so, so much.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

Why does this remind me of that South Park episode where Cartman meets a family whose faces are butts?

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@nikicaga What did you think “Slava Ukraini” meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@dieworkwear (Couldn’t resist a pun). Seriously, I’ve noticed Ben loves those dark shirts and he always looks terrible in them. And what causes the massive fold under the shoulder? Is it the fit of the shoulder? Upper sleeve too tight? I know there’s some fold as you move your arm up, but….

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@dieworkwear “Fits don’t care about your felines.”

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@Chinchillazllla This has got me craving Dishoom’s breakfast. I bought their cookbook the last time I went but it’s been so long that I don’t know how mine compares.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@Chinchillazllla We have the same king as they do! You’d think we’d get some exemption or something.

[Andrzej Kedzior @akedzior]

@Chinchillazllla Oh, you too? I really should get the ETA sooner than later. They say 3 days, but I’ve blown those deadlines before.

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Robert Pattinson nailed Chris Hansen's voice in A24's PRIMETIME.

Here's a comparison with the real Chris Hansen.

[Sholto David @addictedtoigno1]

A tool used to rephrase plagiarised text changed "final solution" to "mass killing of an ethnic group" in a chemistry paper. Now retracted thanks to a PubPeer user who spotted this.