anuhea teixeira

it ain't no thang😌♒️

[Jewels Gold @JewelsGoldMusic]

something about this song is so romantic

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

At this point, I’m just in a stay in it for the baby relationship. But im so done

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I swear to god, it’s so offensive when I’ve been awake all day taking care of the baby and other things and my bf never do shit but sleep and at dinner hes too tired to even wash dishes 🙄 so pathetic

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Yes, thank you, I need you up in the middle of the night with me just for you to hand him to me. Great

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I just got the fattest glob of soap in my eye. That hasn’t happened in forever and oh my god was it horrible 🤣🤣🤣

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I just washed 3 loads of bedding, only to realize I didn’t have the sops auto dispense on cuz I turned it off on Monday to wash my sons clothes with the dreft. So all I washed with was the oxy clean odor and stain powder, no detergent🙄🥹

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

That throw though ! lol

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

The audacity. I pushed out a 9lb baby and my hips didn’t get the tiniest bit wider 🙄😆

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I’m sorry but if you want to see my son, you can come see him ! We shouldn’t have to bring him to you, he can come to you in 16 years when he starts driving if he wants to.

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Ngl it feels so weird when your boobs milk ducts are full. Idk what I expected but it wasn’t this.

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Looking at pictures of me pre-pregnancy like damn I wasn’t fat before but I sure am fat now😫 I can’t wait til I’m cleared for exercise 🥲 I want to wear my clothes and rings again damnit

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

15 mins in breastfeeding time is like 5 hours

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Ill remember this anniversary for the rest of my life now, since I’m going into labor today 🤣 Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Got straight up blocked out of my car at my OBGYN office today and they only reason I was pissed cuz my passenger side doors don’t fkn unlock w/ the fob, you have to flip the lock. So my big pregnant ass had to use my big brain and figure out how tf to get in or wait for how long

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I’m gonna have about a 9 lb baby. Pray for me😅

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Literally woke up 5x to pee last night😫

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

Ugh my packages are stuck in the black hole of San Francisco 😭😭

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I miss being on the continent 🥹

[anuhea teixeira @akeliikuli]

I hate telling my bf no when he wants something cuz he deserves what he wants but he doesn’t know how to compromise. Because it’s not no forever it’s no right now.