ashley

what she tackles, she conquers

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“in gaza it’s a guarantee they’ll die” sitting next to the man who murdered them. beyond evil. there are no words

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and by the way i think the takeaway here is not that we should hate poor uneducated people, but that the republican party directly benefits from keeping people poor and uneducated which is why they create policies which do just that

[ashley @akelll__]

What do you mean you’re 40 years old looking for “short term fun” 😩

[ashley @akelll__]

The phenomenon of losing your lighter/vape while sitting in the same spot should be studied

[ashley @akelll__]

The millennial urge to add an emoji to every post/text

[ashley @akelll__]

I hate when there’s not a sweet treat in the house 😩

[ashley @akelll__]

I HAVE ORANGE FUCKING HAIR

How do I seem like a good match for you? 😭

[ashley @akelll__]

I don’t understand how “where are you from” is a regular question on dating apps

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, ITS ON MY PROFILE

[ashley @akelll__]

Also my god for a small town there was really so much murder and casual, unchecked grooming wtf was in the water there 😭

[ashley @akelll__]

Been rewatching Pretty Little Liars I keep actually laughing at serious moments bc the writing is just so bad sometimes 😭😂

[ashley @akelll__]

Shoutout to the Egyptians for domesticating cats

[ashley @akelll__]

I handle rejection really well and by that I mean I listened to The Prophecy 6 times in a row while sobbing in my car 🙂

[ashley @akelll__]

If my phone can translate a voicemail to text, it should be able to do it with an audio message

@Apple please get on this, thanks

[ashley @akelll__]

How tf were they tryna push Richard into retirement at the beginning of the show and now it’s been like 15-20 show years and they’re still lettin the mf do surgery??

[ashley @akelll__]

“Sadness is my favorite. She’s more calm. The other ones are too rowdy”

- the most Pisces Pisces to ever Pisces

[ashley @akelll__]

Been binging KUWTK (don’t judge) & the editing is so wild bc a couple episodes will go by and suddenly Rob has less tattoos like 😭😂

[ashley @akelll__]

Hollister really just slapped “pride” on whatever they had laying around in the warehouse, huh? Cuz baby HOW?

[ashley @akelll__]

@Starbucks: get half off drinks in the app!

My local Starbz: uhh, actually get fucked 🙂

[ashley @akelll__]

It’s a goddamn receptionist position. Do you really NEED a person to have 5 years of experience to answer phones and file paperwork? As if you’re not going to have a different system of doing things anyway

[ashley @akelll__]

I’m practicing self care, and by that I mean skipping the Greys episodes where George dies during my rewatch