Aaron Kenigsberg

Choose happiness ❤️✌🏻 he/him/his

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My struggle

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“ if you have a pronoun, you are too woke for me” is the funniest thing a man has ever said on Tinder

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I love having a gay therapist because I told him I’m baby and didn’t have to explain

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Me on a road trip when I pass a farm:

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@triciemattel you’re out of paper towels

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All I want for Christmas is a cash pig

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A novel about career switching in two parts:

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Judging you all based on your thanksgiving plate photos

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Making homemade limoncello but it definitely looks like I just have a giant jug of piss in my closet.

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Ok but walks/ubers of shame during Halloweekend are elite

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I’m goin ghost!

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Running on iced coffee and adderall

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Playing music league with my family and they’re clearly homophobic. Theme was song of the summer

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A gen z at the Taylor Swift concert pointed at me, turned to her friend and said “oh he has a good outfit” and that was all the validation I need

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Got my nipples pierced, danced until 3, woke up at 7:30 for a 5k 😵

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Nighty night

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Only Tops do double floor @BarrysBootcamp

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You go to the gay bars 3 times and suddenly you know everyone on every treadmill at Barry’s

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@Objektivism He was

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Some menace of a twink last night started arguing with me when I said that hard pretzels were invented in Pennsylvania by German immigrants. He said “actually I’m from Pennsylvania and I worked in a pretzel factory and they were invented in Germany.” OH HE WANTS TO PLAY