Rimke

02-02-22/12-07-23. LOL🕊🕊💔Believer. Born tired.

[🌞🌞 @WaniAdebayo]

One day, I’ll have my bath, go to work in the morning, then head to the airport in the evening to start a new life in another country.

But until then, a moving babe will meet her luck soonest.

[oluchukwu⟡ @funmilayolajide]

Me and my fake budgeting and account segregation every month. 😭

By week 3, I don dey transfer ₦5k from Zenith add am to ₦10k wey dey Kuda. Smh

[Burna Boy @burnaboy]

“LOVE”

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

I’ve reached the stage of my life where I’m now more interested in spending big girl money. I’m aware of the hard work that requires and I’m ready to do it.

I’m a big girl and I deserve big girl things 🥰

[Iyi @helayxv]

Nigerian woman are a special breed. I have this patient, whose wife hatessss his guts.

Everyday she comes, and cleans him up, whilst simultaneously stewing in years of resentment.

Yet she can't find it in herself to abandon him.

[Apụnanwụ✨ @Bubee_O]

Using my day off to apply for jobs💀

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Gentle parenting isn’t the absence of discipline. It’s simply parenting with empathy and training with reasonable consequences.

[semande @wumsistired]

All the anger they have towards their bum husbands is transferred to the children especially first daughters.

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

“and she saw me bleeding”

a piece from my “does my mother love me?” collection.

[Rimke @akerimke]

god!

[Rimke @akerimke]

@Roh_Emma wtf! I’m so sorry

[Odunmadeit @ODUNMADEIT]

Nothing for big breasted women 🥹

[Boom Boom LaSalle💥 @FranMartisss]

Just imagine I get money to pay off all my bills and invest AND THEN I also get a new job that doubles my salary😭🕯️

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge

[Ayomide .E. 🫦🌶️ @atarodo_1]

If I decide to get an apartment, a tv will be the least of my concerns. I can’t remember the last time I actually sat down to watch tv. I can definitely live without it.

[m☆yin🌸🍒 @moyinx0x0]

A man's naked body is so unattractive.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

you stay up past 2am ONE TIME and
your sleep schedule is ruined for 10
days

[LOLO👸🤍 @Nazannwa]

a moving woman will find enough money to leave Nigeria.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If you’re not generous in your relationship, where do you now want to be generous?