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''god knows you're good at not answering questions''

tough nut to crack, déjà-là of death with ''boyish charm'' ⎇ stanphord bio

[maybe you @aketaday]

covid: how it started vs how it's going

[Teeg Dougland @TeegDoug]

@Wifesucker They are rude leafgrubs, but at the same time aren't we exploiting the pepper for personal gain? Much to consider

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@hornercorner @DrFiliatrault @MamaToronto @TheTyee what did you tell the kids when they asked why it was removed? was it "you can't rely on adults to be smart or correct and you can't rely on society to protect you" ?

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idk, in my experience marxists call them reading groups

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@FenixFella @El_Griego007

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I’m listening to Republican strategist Sarah Longwell on NPR talking about public opinion of Trump’s tyrannical posture and she just said:

“When I ask voters in focus groups if they think Donald Trump is an authoritarian, the #1 response by far is, ‘what’s an authoritarian?’”

[pennipotentum @spinozylvannian]

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

[maybe you @aketaday]

"is your blackboard brown?"

"yeah our department's underfunded"

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@AskThePatrick @sellottie the kid put in so much work and the teacher always only gave 8/10

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upon discharge from the vet hospital, I paid $300 for 14 pills for my cat when I had a bottle of 60 of the exact same generic brand and dosage at home prescribed to me that I got for $2

not a healthcare experience I expected to have in the US tbh

[maybe you @aketaday]

if I ever get another cat, I'm naming it cat stevens

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my ex who took issue with every little thing I did but would hide it until he exploded multiple times a week in cold anger over something like me raising my eyebrows decided the solution was a weekly meeting where he could air his grievances

I was like.... I will not be joining

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they're all better than biden, but the lists I'm seeing are so absurd they seem like they're being put together by the rnc or putin strategists. this is not the election where we should be pretending obama and harris have broadly opened the door to minority candidates

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newsom is a power-hungry weasel who used to be married to don jr's wife, shapiro is a conservative jew who keeps kosher and is extremely pro-israel, pete is gay, and the rest are not white men. hope that helps

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dude missed the obvious "chili's and chill"

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man I love (a subset of) ideologically charged t shirts

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@rainy_decade lol he was a leash kid https://t.co/m12GtkoiRn

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@glacialkelp @dieworkwear lots of the replies to this tweet......

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the algorithm has a sense of humor

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@yokaihainen little known fact: this house in the hills above oakland connects to the T

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@MaybeWeasel it's too expensive in america