Ashanté McGuire 🪬

‧͙⁺˚*･⋒ ༓☾ if the moon is up, then so am I ☽༓ ⋒･*˚⁺‧͙

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

I just wanna go where love is alive.

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Rip Twitter

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Never been more in love

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

“I’m going to bonnaroo with you to match your freak”

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Let me set the scene: your husband plays put your records on by Corinne Bailey Rae after bottomless mimosas at brunch and it’s 70 degrees and life has meaning again.

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Imagine being a 50 year old mean girl… tragic

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

There is this guy who drives a fiat who cuts me off every single day and flips me off in traffic for no reason. Love this little tradition we’re creating 💗

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

About to subtweet my recruiter on linked in

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

The comfort in knowing what is meant for me will not pass me by 🤍

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Make Netflix great again

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

I’m tired of self expression and art being considered unprofessional.

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Can I please have a crumb of your generational wealth 🤏🏽

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Mourning the fact that I can’t go to Bonnaroo this year because it’s actually the best lineup I’ve seen so far 😩

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Zoomin off the redbull

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Do I really need to go back to school to make a livable wage 😭

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Wake up babe Spotify wrapped is here.

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Ronald hit the big one with the filet o fish

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

I was curled up on my couch and my bf walked into my apartment and said “Aw my favorite lump” 🫠

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

My bf treats me so good and honestly I deserve it.

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Having an affectionate cat is like winning the lottery

[Ashanté McGuire 🪬 @akgm98]

Going to war
*clocking in for my 9-5*