Andrea Vesterberg

• Glorifying Jesus • Loving my Husband • Spoiling the Puppies 🐾

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

My worth is found in Christ.

[Paul David Tripp @PaulTripp]

If you’re God’s child, there is never a moment when you have no reason to be thankful.

[Bobby Bones @mrBobbyBones]

Lady : is your name Bobby Jones

Me : It is not

Lady : do people tell you that you look like him

Me : I get confused for him all the time .

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

Will there ever be a women’s conference where they eat real food? Like steak and potatoes? Just curious. This salad nonsense should be banned.

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

Hey look @mrBobbyBones, my place of employment in Salina, Ks has your back!! So excited to watch you kill it on the dance floor!!

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

@laurenduunn So, when are y’all planning on having babies?! Y’all have been married for over a year now! It’s time.

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

What do you call a sad bunny?

Unhoppy.

#TheMorningCorny

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

@laurenduunn Hahaha like I have time for that

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

How on earth does one cut dairy from their life? It’s impossible!!!

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

@laurenduunn And what about all the cheese I can’t stop eating?!?!?

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

Podcasts have become a lifesaver at work 🎙

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

Currently me

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

That moment you realize you have 10 more days of work before you get married and are off to your honeymoon...

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

What kind of cows serve our country??

The Mili-dairy! 🐮🇺🇸😂

#TheMorningCorny

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

#TheMorningCorny

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

@laurenduunn 🙄

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

I swear if I don’t get heat stroke before this summer ends it’ll be a miracle...

[Andrea Vesterberg @akgroot97]

I managed to tear a little chunk of skin off my finger... wanna know how I did it? With a case of 40 water bottles. Made out of plastic, wrapped in plastic. Don’t ask. #monday

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

Me while trying to find an outfit: I have no clothes

Me while doing laundry: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS APPAREL AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM AND HOW DID THIS PILE GET SO OUT OF HAND?!

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

Just burnt 5 layers off my tongue from my stress relief tea. How’s your Tuesday going.

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won a 'no-bell' prize!

#TheMorningCorny