Gunkeltron

I swear fealty to Grok

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@craigchat503 @OutlanderSystem He does impale a guy and tack him to a wall with it at one point. But I agree that t the sword of power does very little cutting in this movie 🤷‍♂️

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@DJSnM Falcon booster reuse had two major phases: first get falcons landing so they even could be examined and reused, then phase 2 was work on improving their reusability. Starship is still working on phase 1. Rapid reuse is phase 2. V3 will not be the final version of starship.

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@Lordmiles He just wants to give his bro one final ride 🫡

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@WerwulfFan Hollywood loves franchises and yet where is the Greek epic trilogy, or more? "The Return" was a whole movie just about the end of the Odyssey and I enjoyed it more than Nolan's telling.

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@BallisticPissle @dmoonlives You really distilled this down. 💯

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@antoine_os What a jackass

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

Probably my favorite scene in MotU 💀

[Jman Keeper Of The Flame @saintseiyagod]

One of the biggest reasons I love Masters Of The Universe 2026 is that it's a film that wears its heart on its sleeve ♥️
In an era of cynicism and adaptations afraid to honor their source material.
MOTU 2026 Straight up has Skeletor go "NYEH-HEH CAUSE IM THE BAD GUY"
CINEMA 🙌🔥

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@DrunkRepub It looks more like a prison than the actual skyscraper prison in Chicago 🤦

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@JamesPrescott77 I've seen it twice! It's amazing! When it comes out on streaming, a lot of people will regret not seeing it in theaters. 🤦‍♂️

[Dume @gietzschean]

>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@dee_hw @ericmigi @Pebble I e had my Pebble Time 2 for a few weeks now, I absolutely love it! It's everything and more that the original PT2 was supposed to be before it was cancelled a decade ago. So much better than any of the WearOS watches I had. Eric and team have worked a miracle reviving pebble!

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@gregthesorcerer Good work, those stupid things are so annoying.

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@Rainmaker1973 I was attacked by a demon, three zombies, and a serial killer in a scary clown mask while listening to this.

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@B73040768 @lionel_trolling Holy shit. I'm booking my trip now!

[Gunkeltron @akgunkel]

@JMGreerWriter I have not seen any evidence that UFOs are extraterrestrial either. I'm split on whether I would want them to be. On the one hand, it would be proof FTL travel is possible. On the other, I'm not happy with the idea we are the North Sentinelese of the galaxy.