Akhil Kothari

[Kaushal Kumbhat @kkumbhat]

I can’t think of a shittier airline than @IndiGo6E - the virtual monopoly they enjoy currently has gone to their head. And how!

My son flew last night from Kolkata to New Delhi to connect to the Delhi-Istanbul flight.

The CCU-DEL flight scheduled to depart at 9 pm left at 10.45

[atul kasbekar @atulkasbekar]

My brilliant friend the much loved @bhogleharsha said "I remain the teller of the story. Not the story itself".

Harsha with gift of the verse made cricket more romantic and interesting.
While cricket was played on the field, he served it in his own flavour into our drawing rooms.

1. When Geoffrey Boycott once said Sachin may be a great batsman but he never got his name at the Lord's honours boards, Harsha said - "So whose loss it it? Sachin's or the Honours Boards'?"

2. Explaining how Cheteshwar Pujara is a fine Test player but the T20 format doesn't suit him - "Pujara is a classical musician in the era of Yo Yo Honey Singh."

3. After Dhoni sent a Mitchell Starc delivery to the boundary - "He had all the time in the world. He could have read a newspaper."

4. On a Tendulkar straight drive against Ishant Sharma in the IPL - "open the text book. Turn to page 32".

5. About Rahul Dravid's devastating form - Ask him to walk on water and he would say, 'how many kilometres?'

6. About Glenn Maxwell’s batting - "He just loves to storm through. I guess if he had a car, he would probably start it in 4th gear."

7. After Sehwag was dropped yet again during a tour of New Zealand - "Its that kind of a day, Sehwag can walk blindfolded across a busy highway today and not get run over."

8. When Michael Clarke got caught at slip but was still waiting for the umpire’s decision - :I think he is waiting for tomorrow's newspaper to declare him out."

9. During Sachin’s last Test match against the West Indies - "Sachin playing well and looking positive. I think that couple of fours he hit settled the nerves. Dont know about his nerves, I am talking about the nerves of each and every person in the crowd."

10. Looking at the pitch in a recent England tour : "Looks like Suarez was here".

11. India's last man Narendra Hirwani was coming into bat when Bhogle was asked by his co-commentator Ian Chappell whether Hirwani could bat - "If you make a team with all the No.11s of all the teams, Hirwani would still come at No.11 in the line-up."

12. What a way to welcome Sachin when he was coming in to bat in a Test match!
"Eruption of joy in the fall of an Indian wicket would only mean one thing".

13. When India's 11th man, Varun Aaron, was coming into bat - "Cricket is the only sport in the world where you are absolutely horrible at something and you still need to go out and do it."

14. Dhoni was whacking one shot after another until Sachin got on strike and caressed a delivery towards covers - "We have a surgeon at one end and a butcher at the other."

15. After Dhoni lost the toss yet again - "MS Dhoni has yet again called for heads to the coin which has two tails."

16. While co-commentating with Rahul Dravid in a Test match that India was losing to England - "The only man who can save the match is the man sitting next to me."

17. After a diving Kieron Pollard could not take a catch - "If Pollard can't reach it then it's not a catch."

18. When Sachin got out off Michael Vaughan's offspin in 2002 - "Oh what a shame! It's like a soldier who survived the war when all the bullets were flying by his nose and then got run over by a bicycle in his native town."

19. When the batsmen are scrambling for singles and twos at the end of an innings - "It's like the end of a scrabble game at this stage, India will take whatever they can get."

20. What a way to sum up why we call Dravid The Wall! - "Is there a more calming sight in the world than Rahul Dravid taking guard."

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Peter Drury terms Messi as the G.O.A.T in an extraordinary way

[george @StokeyyG2]

Lionel Messi is only 6M likes away from having the most liked instagram post…

GET LIKING MESSI’S POST EVERYONE!

[Akhil Kothari @AkhilKothari7]

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[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

[dhruv kapila @dhruvkapilaa]

we placed an order through the nike app and after making the payment the app crashed which resulted in our money being debited and the order not being placed.spoke to the nike support team several times .@Nike @nikestore @nike

[Mike McGranaghan @AisleSeat]

In case you need any additional reason to see the extraordinary RRR, allow my review to convince you: https://t.co/IzFgeUugmw

#RRRMovie

[Mumbai Indians @mipaltan]

RT this if the win made you happy! 😃💙

[Aditi Kothari @aditikothari_]

Booked a cab from @goibibo to take us to Ooty from Blr. Driver took 14K in cash from us which would be later adjusted with the final amount. Dropped us to Ooty, was super hostile throughout the journey. (Cont.)

[Rajasthan Royals @rajasthanroyals]

10000 Retweets and He will open with @josbuttler uncle 🤣😍

[Sonam Wangchuk @Wangchuk66]

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[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

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[prime video IN @PrimeVideoIN]

15K retweets and we will get Pushpa in Hindi for you ✊

[Aakash Chopra @cricketaakash]

Dear Netflix, Jhulan’s Twitter handle is @JhulanG10. Feel free to tag her…after all…the movie seems to be on her. 😇

[Wiso Vazquez 🇲🇽 @WisoVazquez]

Ok, now I’m going to go cry for a while

[Vidit Gujrathi @viditchess]

It’s disappointing that players have to stand for hours(!) in freezing cold to get the basic pcr test done right before the games.