Shaina Akidau

Bipedal Milkywayian proficient in wielding opposable thumbs & lording such glorious digits over all finned & pawed Earthlings by excessive "thumbs up" gestures

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Let's clench this, boys, before we are all rendered deaf and mute from blowing this place up! Go Kraken! 🦑🌊🌊🏔️ #seakraken #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Makar you SUCK! Your dirty hit that took McCann out of the game should have gotten you ejected. Go @SeattleKraken ! 🦑🌊🌊🧛🏼‍♂️ @CaleMakarSZN @Avalanche #dirtyhit #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Go @SeattleKraken! We've redesigned your logo, @NHLBlackhawks . You're welcome. 😘

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Trying out my improved @NHLBlackhawks logo and team name outside of the @SeattleKraken vs Ducks game. Let's hope they feel as roasted as the Ducks are feeling after the first period. 🔥🦆🔥#whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Proud to be a fan of a team that celebrates pride! Go @SeattleKraken! 🏳️‍🌈🐙#whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Go Kraken! Go Ukraine! Go away Putin! 🇺🇦❤️ #seakraken #SupportUkraine #whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Let's exorcise these @NJDevils 🌊🌊🌊👿⚰️ Go @SeattleKraken ! #whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Boo for climate change... but still hoping to get some @NYIslanders underwater tonight! 🦑🌊🏝️🫧 Go @SeattleKraken !!! #whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Let's go @SeattleKraken! Time to douse some @NHLFlames in a shower of SOGgy pucks! 🌊🌊🌊🔥 #whereiroot

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

The heckling master knows that heckling is not limited to just yelling about how much the opposing team and referees sucks. With today's technology, my kiddo trolls them by turning them into vampires. Go @SeattleTbirds !

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Nobody here but us rabbits watching the @SeattleTbirds vs. @spokanechiefs game with their #1 heckler giving them loud and frequent reminders that they suck.

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

@DarrDarwood Woof! Too much! Great if you want to spend $25 to have a little bit of meat with your carbs and can be easily charmed by cute and gimmicky toothpicks. 😂

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Beat 'em black and blue(s), boys! #whereiroot #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

When the toothpicks are cuter than you are. Go Kraken! #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Welp, turns out that we're the ones who got gutted.💀⚰️ #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Go Kraken! We've got violins that need restringing! 🔪🙀=🎻🎶 #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

The San Jose sharks are bland... good thing we have the Pepper Pot to spice things up! 🌶️👍🔥@seakraken @YanniGourde #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Isn't fermented shark a delicacy somewhere...? 🦈🤤 #seakraken

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Hope that our boys are as amazing tonight as this Impossible meatball sub with Mama Lil's Peppers. Go Kraken! #seakraken #mamalilspeppers
@ImpossibleFoods

[Shaina Akidau @AkidauShaina]

Happy Veteran's Day to my Grandfather, Japanese-American Nisei army WWII veteran, Takashi. You would be 99 this fall and absolutely hate the tattoo I got of you on my arm (and be secretly flatterer). 😅 #seakraken #VeteransDay #Nisei #Hockey #WWIII