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[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

I'm both Dumber and Starter than you think.

You can't estimate me.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

*YouTube in 2030*

Video length: 20 minutes

Ads length:
Ad 1 - 10 mins
Ad 2 - 15 mins
Ad 3 - 30 mins
Ad 4 - Never ending unless your take your credit card and pay for the premium membership.

Me:

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

*YouTube in 2050*

Video length: 20 minutes

Ads length:
Ad 1 - 10 mins
Ad 2 - 5 mins
Ad 3 - 3 mins
Ad 4 - 30 seconds
Ad 5 - 30 seconds
Ad 6 - 30 seconds
Ad 7 - 30 seconds

Me:

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

You don't actually wash your hands.
They wash each other and you stand there looking at them like a creep.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

When my manager keeps asking to retrospect what's wrong with my work..

My answer: Atleast I've been doing some work, and you've been just asking for updates. You retrospect.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

Having "mocha" while my whole life is waiting for a "mauka" 🙎

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

I need to get my attitude sorted, cos this heat is making me realise I can't fking go to hell.

#humortales
#humorme

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

When you're a baby, people take you in their hands to pamper you.

When you're an adult, they just change your manager and one team to another just to piss you more and more.

#corporatehumor
#relatable

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

Them: Do you look better in pictures or in person?

Me: "Listen, I'm funny".

#humor
#memes

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

Street food is now the price of fast food and fast food is now the price of fine dining and fine dining is now the price of house rent.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

@flyadealhelp URGENT!

Need help with a booking. Flight in 1 hour.
Name change required, not able to contact call centers.

Email me at: [email protected]

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

Unpopular opinion: Your hair decides when to look good, not you.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

Happy New Year 🎉

I hope you all have 365 days of new opportunities, new wins, healthy life and happy mood 24*7 🥳

#HappyNewYear2025

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

I wish there was an option to save internet from my office WiFi and use it on my mobile whenever I wanted it.

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

I don't understand how people are blind to pay for LinkedIn premium..
Dude there's gonna be 1000s of ppl doing the same you did, messaging 1000s of HRs or whoever, who is not gonna respond to you cos there are 1000s of messages for them to respond..
#WakeUpWorld #linkedin

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

@SilambarasanTR_ Can't wait ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

I think the next big gap to fill for AI is to bring the smell from the website to the customer.

It's hard to get the same offers on showrooms for the perfumes (or anything that needs a smell test) you see online 🤷

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

What happened to this planet...

I just sent my Friday's EOD report a few hours back and it's already Sunday night... Where's my 2 day weekend?

Earth is revolving or spinning in a hurry?

#toofast #wheresmyweekend #mondayin2hours

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

After facing all the tests and problems in my life, looks like I'll be questioning God on the judgement day for what he has done to my life.

#astaghfirullah

[dudewithumorsense @akiefad]

What is the saddest part of being poor?

Not being able to pay for YouTube premium and watch videos without ads for ads.

#poorpeopleproblems