capi oloye

sailor, part time builder, real estate agent.

[capi oloye @akin_xxo]

There’s one mad person on bbnaija calling Amala “chocolate pounded yam” 🤣

[T.P.P 2 @thepollplug2]

Temi: the only thing I don’t eat is chocolate pounded yam, that I can’t do.
Martins: pounded yam?
Temi: chocolate one
Martins: oh, I know where you are coming from, it’s not call that. it’s Amala

😭😭😭

#BBNaija

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

una still wan bill slave??

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

for those who don't understand igbo, they went to visit their club member whose wife gave birth. they went with groceries, cooked to entertain themselves and still gave a cash gift to the couple. they did not go there and balanced for the new mom to cook for them.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"

Has to be one of the most misleading quotes by philosophers🤣🤣

Bruh, in a relationship, when you are absent, you expose your partner to things they could even achieve without your participation, and love shifts sadly.

Humans are naturally built to adjust, so gradually, they get so used to your non-participation in their lives to the extent your returned presence start being a hindrance/obstacle to the lives they already built without you.

I mean, go to Ago palace and ask those women if the absence of their traveling husbands made their hearts fonder, and listen to the hysterical laughter they’d let off.

Be there for people you claim to love. Talk things through whenever you can. Resolve inevitable conflicts amicably.

In Eric’s voice -• Don’t mention o. We don’t do that here.

[SB @seyedele]

Ejor e rora ma install pressure pump sinu building yin, o le fa casualty.

Jet spray to jade ninu bidet ti mo sese lo tan nisin, o fee le ja kini tan wi yi.

Abi kini ka ti gbo pe founder ma need surgery lati connect rectum e pada.

E jor e je ka fi suru si modern technology yi o.

[Jamal @JajaPhD]

Respectfully, you sound like an idiot. With all due respect fr.

[Viper di Aktive @Lady_Na_Master]

If it's not herd mentality you people won't be dropping triple digit British pounds for that brand. Let's be for real. Lol

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

Any Nigerian who attends Tyla’s concert in Lagos is just as useless as the government btw.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

MIG Motors.

[Michael Idris @idrisweb]

Today, I just want to appreciate the incredible people building RideFlow.

Startups are often judged by what people see, but the real story is written in the late nights, countless iterations, difficult conversations, bugs that refused to disappear, features rebuilt from scratch, and the decision to keep showing up even when no one was watching.

To the RideFlow team, thank you.

You’ve challenged ideas, solved difficult problems, and built with a level of commitment that makes me proud. Every line of code, every design decision, every test, every meeting, and every improvement has brought us closer to a product that we genuinely believe can transform how logistics businesses operate.

What we’re about to unveil isn’t just another software platform.

It’s the result of months of learning from logistics companies, understanding the gaps in the industry, and building a solution that simplifies operations, empowers businesses, and creates opportunities for thousands of people.

This is only the beginning.

I’m grateful to every developer, designer, contributor, partner, and early supporter who believed in the vision long before there was anything to celebrate publicly.

The next chapter for RideFlow is going to be special.

To my team: take a moment to be proud of how far we’ve come. Then let’s get back to work. We’re just getting started.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

this is so heartbreaking.💔😔
please support 🙏🏽

[Tayo Dips 🐾 @tayo_dips]

The Obassey?

[Ademola Knowledge Folashade @KnollyArt]

Please don’t scroll past 🙏
This is my Dad.💔
He has been diagnosed with Stage 4 Colon Cancer, and we’re desperately trying to raise funds for his treatment.
Kindly take a moment to watch the video.
If you’re unable to donate, please help us repost it. God bless you 🙏❤️

[Royalclassic 👑 @superbosschic]

Sorry if you don't understand Yoruba 🤭

[capi oloye @akin_xxo]

@ManLikeIcey A vp tbh, you might not have much power but you get to do all the fun stuff without the headache

[Teeto (tity boy) @dwaynepreghafi]

Lol… is he looking for Nemo?

[akin🇪🇸 @the_akinola]

and he’s still a stranger😭

[̊M̊̊Å̊V̊̊O̊̊R̊̊Y̊ @MVY_Viz]

Breaking your ₦200 million mansion with a sledgehammer to fix a ₦5,000 fitting... because your Architect treated toilet ducts like they were a criminal offence. 🤣🤡🤡🔨🚽"