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‘Who Do They Say I Am?’

[. @akingbayo]

Curious to know if there was light in court on sentencing day.

[Reuben Abati @abati1990]

Court Jailed Ex-Minister Saleh Mamman for 75 Years Over Power Project Fraud https://t.co/ZwLfcoii4a

[. @akingbayo]

It is a foul. Only annoying thing is that it was given in favour of a team who wouldn’t even be in the top 3 if they weren’t committing similar fouls during corners all season.

[. @akingbayo]

Ukraine declaring its own 2 day ceasefire from Wed is pretty much trying to stretch Putin’s 2-day Fri-Sat ceasefire into a 4-day window. Surely, Russia has to consider that if it fires Wed/Thu, Ukraine is justified in firing back on Victory Day itself. Plus the optics. Brilliant.

[. @akingbayo]

When God was creating almonds, I very much doubt he thought ‘milk’.

[. @akingbayo]

Ponmo men.

[. @akingbayo]

Stay humble, eh.

[. @akingbayo]

Hated. Adored. Never Ignored.

[. @akingbayo]

🤫🤫🤫

[Akin Oyebode @AO1379]

Nicky Butt and Paul Scholes can shut the fuck up. Lisandro will release Haaland next week on humanitarian grounds.

[. @akingbayo]

Dreamt I was fired as manager of my fantasy league team. I don’t think thats possible.

[. @akingbayo]

Omo, this year is moving fast o. Its almost 1am already??? Calm down, bro.

[. @akingbayo]

This Eko Atlantic is not looking bad o, I remember when we used to come and watch firing squads here. Would be nice to go jogging at night and see if ghosts prowl.

[. @akingbayo]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. 🎶

[. @akingbayo]

Doc: Any back pain?
Me: I’m a banker.
Doc: Okay. Any lower back pain?

[. @akingbayo]

Champ says if he went on The Voice and got a 4 chair turn, he’ll go with ‘Uncle Snoop’. Ah.

[. @akingbayo]

Really not sure why Amorim thinks Uguarte is useful for anything or that Casemiro can’t play 90 minutes every 7 days.

[. @akingbayo]

@_bablo_ Yessir. 🫡

[. @akingbayo]

Yes.

[. @akingbayo]

Uber Eats note: Please make really spicy; I’m Nigerian.