Texas Lesbian

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs | vegetarian | she/her

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

@lemma_lime Yes

[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

I said what I said.

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

Word of advice. Don’t go to the DMV SOBER

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

I just discovered Cronenberg and I need someone on Twitter to validate me

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

If you go to Culver City you will die

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

Encanto: the litmus test for generational trauma

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

Queue up “Waiting on a Miracle” from Encanto and the water works start flowing 😭😭😭

[Paul @p444444ul]

put HER in euphoria

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

I have never been more afraid of my life until I asked Zach if Einstein was Jewish

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

Update: I did not win the Powerball. Doesn’t mean I won’t stop trying!!

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

That’s it. I’m playing the Powerball.

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

My boyfriend gets mad when I call Larry David my boyfriend

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

@CDC blink once if you need help

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

Today, I was censored 🤬

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

@montanablucrow @RubyBechetCrow Sleepless in Seattle got me crying in the clurb 😭

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

@IzzyGottlieb Lil good morning gift (from me to you) 😘😘

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

@Missy____16 John Cena

[Lou @LouiseSapphire]

@lunch_enjoyer

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Getting ready to go to the job that I applied for and badly wanted

[Texas Lesbian @akinky12]

How do people not lose their AirPods?