akio

in between acts

[akio @akioxyz]

“apollo” out now

[akio @akioxyz]

https://t.co/rQBFnAx6nj

tonguetied out now

[akio @akioxyz]

@united hey I’m on flight UA2373 to KOA and we’ve been promised 4 different departure times, I understand the first flight with a safety issue but why tell us a 1pm departure to push it back 2+ hours? All for a $15 meal voucher to try and fix it? Not enough for me

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[akio @akioxyz]

@turningthetbles @Quadeca yall been home thooo, 😓

[akio @akioxyz]

@needsmoreZzz I swear I heard him and his mf harmonies

[Joke 🤌 @Joke_N_E]

Drake writing The Heart Part 6

[akio @akioxyz]

@turningthetbles @ScHoolboyQ quad???

[vince @vincestaples]

The world as we knew it died with the 5 dollar footlong

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the spot where i met the funniest and coolest people in my life

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

i feel like Drake is the closest we’ll get to real life Zoolander

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn

[James @CaucasianJames]

it won’t

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

she not cheatin bro she just stealing catalytic converters

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

[akio @akioxyz]

I just want to manifest myself buying a trampoline