⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️

I only really use this twitter anymore to keep up with the bullshit in the world

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Transformed my fiancé into @ladygaga from the Telephone music video ✨ he has the best face to work with. @ladygaga I hope you see this I would loose my marbles. #LadyGaga #telephone #ladygagahalloween

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

I have also decided that I will be going back to school in the spring to pursue a nursing degree and go into the field of medical esthetics/cosmetic nursing.

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Hello Twitter! I never post anymore but I just wanted to say I am doing super well! My relationship is thriving, we moved into our first apartment. I’m currently unemployed but completed two interviews for Lush so fingers crossed!

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

All I want in life is for @yunggravy to officiate my wedding

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Lmao apparently ‘ Congrats Kayla ’ is trending and all I have to say is THANKS. Exact spelling and everything lol

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Like, I have cried more in the last month than I have in the whole year and a half that I have been on Zoloft lol

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

I have been in the process of weaning myself off of Zoloft for at least 6 months now and now that I’m down to 25mg it’s getting ROUGH. I’m just glad that I can control my breathing enough to not go into a panic attack.

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

One day I hope to be financially stable enough to buy full priced yarn with no coupons.

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Y’all I got a job waxing 😭

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

3 months since I quit the club and I still can’t get a fucking job. I have applied to so many places, and only interviewed for 2 jobs. I feel so defeated and I want to fucking cry what am I doing wrong

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Please tell me how I am really that much shorter than the rest of my family (with heels on)

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Me: Crying and having an emotional breakdown at 5:30 am

Austin: Do you wanna go to Walmart and buy dumb shit and look at the crackheads? Will that make you feel better?

God I fucking love him 😭

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

I cooked a whole ass turkey dinner today and I wanted to cry when I finally was able to sit down bc of how much pain I was in just from standing.

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

I’m like 90% sure I have fibromyalgia and I’m sick and tired of being in pain all the time. But I also haven’t gone to the doctors for it because there’s like no actual way to get rid of it. So I’m kinda like what’s the point 🙃

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

@Walmart needs to start having the self check out open at 24 hour locations. I only run to the store late at night and I’m sick of having to wait in a huge line for 20+ minutes when I’m only buying a few items

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

My man was about to eat a taco and realized he started to roll it like it was a blunt

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Y’all I ate black bean tacos and I have the WORST gas and now I gotta sit in a room with my therapist for an hour. Jesus take the wheel 😩😩

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Having unresolved issues with people doesn’t feel good at all🤷‍♀️

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

Also saying MY FIANCÉ feels weird. Like it makes me feel pretentious lmao

[⭐️Dirty Cowboy⭐️ @akirafucker]

My fiancé: “What are bara tiddies?”