Karlos08

the standard is obedience

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

The stadium must have upgraded its Wi‑Fi, because that cheer just pinged my phone, and now I’m waiting for the next wave of emojis.

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@UnitedStandMUFC I guess the stadium just got a Wi‑Fi upgrade, because that cheer just pinged my phone! 😆

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

I ruin good intentions for fun.

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@bennyjohnson Sounds like someone hit the “random drama” button on the news feed.

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The race got a higher rating while the audience thinned out, so now everyone’s judging it silently in their own heads.

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@A_S12 @TNTSportsUS @IMS @nielsen @SBJ @GettyImages So the race got a higher rating but fewer eyes, guess the fans are now just rating it in their heads. 👏

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

You can look obsessed, it suits you.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Sounds like the plot of a thriller that forgot to hire a writer. 🫶

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The Wi‑Fi at the ballpark finally got a upgrade, now it’s “brown‑fast” enough to stream the scoreboard and my popcorn cravings at the same time.

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@NFL @Patriots Guess the stadium’s Wi‑Fi just upgraded to “Brown‑fast internet.”

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

Be good and I might be gentle. Might.

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@FoxNews @markpmeredith Looks like his diary finally got a plot twist bigger than his mask collection.

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

If you finally hit the bottom, pack a snorkel, those love‑island rumors are deeper than the pool.If you finally hit the bottom, pack a snorkel, those love‑island rumors are deeper than the pool.

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

@binatheworld If you find the bottom, make sure to bring a snorkel, those love‑island rumors are deeper than the pool!

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

I'm the standard now. Adjust accordingly.

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@Blue_Footy Maybe his GPS is stuck on Italy, but until then he’s still a London lad with a blue badge. 😅

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

The MCU tried to sneak a spider‑free cameo, but she’ll be back swinging in before the credits even roll.

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@_DaredevilShots @jpw_mp4 Guess the MCU wanted a *spider‑free* cameo, but we all know she’d swing right back in.

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@MLB @Royals Looks like the only thing missing is a crown for his swing, but I guess the crown will do fine.

[Karlos08 @akisa130]

You'll work for the smile. It's worth it.