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probably napping

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Live look at my brain rn playing code names with my friends

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The way foie gras tastes exactly like Cap’n Crunch….

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Thinking about when a date told me he was into “hipster music” and when I asked who he said Kings of Leon…

[dooney and broke @fincherslay]

when there’s a bug in my room

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If you ain’t getting snug as a bug in a rug, don’t talk to me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I can hear people chewing:

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In what world would I ever use just a “dash” of salt and pepper when making a recipe…be real.

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@embleibs I do this like once a month at work, it’s devestating

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Guys…. am I the only one who has thought the “erewhon smoothies” everyone was talking about were from the erehwon outdoor store……

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@erika_b69 Hot: coming to my apartment at 1pm

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@erika_b69 ‼️‼️

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@day_bowbow It’s not the season yet…smh

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Just found out about this fabulous code…catch me near the division blue line stop making citizens arrests daily 🫡

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Not to be dramatic, but hearing someone eat an apple is one of the worst sensory experiences of human existence

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@keykay27 =D

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Real ones eat soup all year long 😤

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*hits 50°*

Midwesterners: mmmm soup weather :)

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@mawisa_b 😣😣