Akmal Marikar

Logically stumbling my way through life

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

Listen @Microsoft
No one has ever wanted to use Scien tific notation by DEFAULT for large numbers in excel ever
#Excel

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@flynorse my bag did not make it to JFK from OSL (though LGW) and there was no one available at the airport to help me make a claim. dec 11 2022 bag ticket number:0506133148
I have a nother flight in about 30 minutes so I can't stay to speak with anyone. Please contact me asap.

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@VancityReynolds please explain this:

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Things would be different if they were different.

[Ron Gilbert - Not here anymore, on Mastodon now @grumpygamer]

A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy.

https://t.co/qwmxpYjpe5

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@Onkyo_USA I backordered a TX-RZ50 in january from Audio Advice. They say you guys haven't said a word to them about stock. What's going on in terms of stock or supply? Does it really take 3+ months to supply right now?

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@theactionlabman I selected the USPS priority mail option (which had a predicted delivery date of like 2 days) I believe and I see the tracking number has been created, but USPS hasn't recieved the package yet (according to the tracking).

My order number is ORDER #1570 if it helps.

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@theactionlabman bought the self pouring liquid kit as a gift for my nephew about 2 weeks ago. Wondering if there's a way to know if it will get there before christmas.

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@GiftCards_com hey so someone created an account with my email address and tried to use my credit card to get some giftcards sent to kenya. Can I get some help closing that account?

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

⚠️🪖Halo Xbox Series X + PS5 restock news

♻️RT this + follow @mattswider

1.🎁I'll give away 2 Halo Xbox + 2 PS5 + 2 Switch OLED
🇺🇸one of each goes to active military/vets🇺🇸
https://t.co/tQQBvnPoiK

2.✅Halo Xbox info
https://t.co/yMVYyq4WVu

3.✅PS5 info
https://t.co/AljQ8nVLa8

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Truly magical stuff.
https://t.co/U1JKmq5fWH

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

In middle school I had a contest with a kid to see who could run to a wall and back the fastest. My time was shorter. He said "my time is bigger so that means I won!". He stole my victory because he was too stupid. This is what the last 5 years have felt like in the US. #COVID19

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@ecobee this is the second time I'm asking. How in the hell do i turn off eco+? I never enrolled in any utility program and I've tried creating a new home in the app. Please please turn it off. You should be able to turn it off without me having to do anything!

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@AmericanAir so our fight from DFW to PBI was delayed 2 hours and now our flight back is delayed 3.5 hours. At least it's consistent.

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

"Hamas! Hamas was there!" they cried before sending airstrike after aistrike as the only bodies being pulled from the rubble were civilians.

#Palestinelivesmatter

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@RichardGambler Maybe if you didn't make a garbage game for garbage people they would let you release it. Pickup artists are garbage.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
Love
StewBeef

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@jdsersc @nicetryofficer @_tsmithxoxo I'd like a copy of this agenda please. My lizard soros masters forgot to send me one.

[Akmal Marikar @akmalmarikar]

@citysleuth @nicetryofficer Adrian Wright, famed expert on the economy, has it all figured out. I bet you ask fast food workers to kiss your feet when you go through the drive though.