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[Laza @Senor_Mitch]

Older millennials really didn’t lie!! You actually do peak in your 30s🙌🏿 what a discovery!!

[Bernard Sabiti @BernardSabiti]

After last night's presidential adress, Mwenda's article (which he apologised for - he shouldn't have) is more relevant than ever https://t.co/a3E4MfkoHb

[Kenneth Shaaka 沙克 @shaaka777]

Every successful economy is built on structural depth. “Leapfrogging” is an attempt to avoid the hard work of building foundational systems in favor of projects that can be completed within a single political term.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

As the vigour of Uganda’s president wanes, his son is aggressively positioning himself as a successor. Register for free to read how https://t.co/xWFCAMENRP

[Andy Kristian Agaba @andykristian]

My coffee hustle died a quiet death.
We had a subscription model, shipped fresh beans to homes, even landed a few B2B clients.
But at the end of the day… the maths didn’t maths & I smelled the coffee 🙈 🙈.
Anyone else got a failed business they’re secretly proud of?

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Because men are not evil and have better ways to entertain themselves than to play with someone's feelings, hope this helps.

[Kabagabu Bridget Bagonza @BridgetBagonza]

Hidden talents that I'll use if law school fails😂😂😂

[The Africa Report @TheAfricaReport]

The return of the president’s son-in-law @OdrekRwabwogo to frontline politics, a handwritten note criticising army chief @mkainerugaba, and ➡️ https://t.co/HXGu8xbUHV @KagutaMuseveni’s conspicuous silence all point to the same conclusion: Uganda’s succession battle is far from settled.

Report by @Johnblanshe_m.

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Chatting with a Munyankole girl is like an interview, if you don't ask questions she has nothing to tell you.

[Marco @akmarc24]

@ZeeroBrain 😅 Y'all been enjoying ...

[The.PR.Guy @kezio_musoke]

Again, responding to 'The Economist' I @TheEconomist should be the job of @UgandaMediaCent and/or @kasujja, and should be done evenly, with a published OpEd in the same space.

What is the purpose of those cabinet orientation workshops? Ahaaa ...

[Kyambadde Richard (RK) @KYAMBADDER]

I took out a loan at @Opportunity_UG. The loan officer checked my WhatsApp status while playing golf and sent me a message " Instead of paying our loan, you are playing golf"!

Long story short, I organised voluntary foreclosure and two weeks ago I applied to close my bank account with them.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Argentina vs Egypt. Round of 16.

After they’ve played Cape Verde round of 32 and Algeria in the group stages 😂

And if Ghana wins, it’s Argentina vs Ghana for the quarter final

Everybody Dey play World Cup,
Argentina dey play AFCON 😂😂

[M I K E ©️ @mike_muhima]

BTW @SSFootball your World Cup highlights on YouTube are so shit!

So many key moments missed, nowhere near enough replays of goals, and don't think we've forgotten about those weird ads awkwardly spliced in the middle of the videos.

[O.r.tega @OrtegaTalks]

I will not be surprised if Museveni completely ignores the thing everyone wants him to talk about, and instead:

Talks about PDM, showcases a new farmer from Abim, recites an Enfumu and then picks on the cameraman for not capturing his mug of porridge. In 86' ...

[Marco @akmarc24]

@DrOtileUg FIFA's favorite... 💀

[| Garang Kuot | @Garang_Lester]

PK schooled Mwenda here. He went with his Uganda mindset and learnt publicly a lesson.📌

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

People seem to have forgotten that it rained *constantly* this year in Britain between Christmas and Easter, and again for much of May. There is no water shortage. We’ve drained and desecrated our landscapes to the extent that they are now simply incapable of storing all that rainfall for us. The water is sent barrelling down land drains, ditches, artificially straightened streams and rivers to the sea, causing mayhem as it goes, and leaving us with no water afterwards. It’s so easy to fix this. It’s called ‘natural flood management’. Put back the bogs and marshes, the ponds and wetlands, re-wiggle the streams, liberate and reconnect the rivers to their flood plains, and we’ll find we have way less flooding, fewer hosepipe bans and cleaner water. Yet all we get each winter are hysterical calls for *more* dredging and straightening of the rivers, more draining of the fields. We must be the very last country in the world to grasp this basic natural hydrology.

[Beinomugisha Ivan @Beinomugisha_]

These guys laughing don’t know how tormenting it is when these big shots want your woman. These guys will send 1 million just for thanking the woman for picking up their phones.