Anna 🇦🇲

Just flew in from Chernobyl, and BOY are my 💪🏻’s, 🦵’s.

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Jimbos Revenge, dirty birds. @ChipShopBird @jimbodragclown

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@tony_bagz @shereeny What in the Heaven’s Gate?

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

I was going to go to sleep but now I can’t stop thinking about these. ☹️

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

tyra is doing something with her bangs that has never been done before

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@EvanKirstel @Roku It shall take a lot of self control to not get this tattooed on me.

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Man in an American flag shirt hitting on me: Sup baby, I went to a hot topic in high-school once.
☹️

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Caved and had a Caesar salad today. No regrets (yet)

[unseriously so forreal @ConvosInACafe]

@TheAfrocentricI The vitamins in the salad will cancel out the parasites thru PEMDAS!

[z3dster𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸𝅸 @z3dster]

@parismartineau @ReporterOriana That is exactly what 3 explosive diarrheas in a trench coat would write

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@GianmarcoSoresi Same, but Glendale with Armenian men in track suits.

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@theashleyray I was constantly going on about how I had no time between work and kids, and their activities. Then I had 2 weeks to pack my house and was shocked how it was possible, came back to 100s of missed Instagram reels. The phone will deceptively take your time.

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@bobbyberk Echo and the bunnymen - killing moon 🖤

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

My facial lady: someone doesn’t like to drink water!

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

women when you ask them if they drank any water today

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@KingLibertarian It’s showtime!

[william aftons lawyer @sprjngbonnie]

matthew the man that you are

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Thankful Tom was on Good Hang so I can repeatedly watch his Umbrella takeover my feed.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Me after I watch the Ten Commandments.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

the horse wants to cry

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

Five shows to get to know me
- the nanny
- peewees playhouse
- the Munsters
- true blood
- freaks and geeks

[َ @y9semites]

five shows to get to know me :)

- yellowjackets
- criminal minds
- the haunting of bly manor
- new girl
- the l word

[Anna 🇦🇲 @akmuffin]

@jacaphene @CoraCHarrington @ClaussenPickles Omg. Exactly!

[✨𝓣𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓪 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓮✨ @IAmQweenTee]

A lot of yall never had Flintstone vitamins and that’s why yall act like that