Anthony Koczan

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

So it's the end of the world on the 21st? I hope I'm sitting next to Fergie when it happens, he'll get 10 minutes more than everyone else.

[Donimic @DCGC93]

Jethro Tull vs Stuart Innes. The final show down. Reply with who you think will win with #Stuart Innes or #Jethro Tull

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

I would happily be given out bat before wicket every day if it meant Cisse scored two goals like that #wonderstrikes

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

If this drought goes on any longer we're going to run out of umbrellas.

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

The fact that #GetUnderMyTreeBieber is trending is only acceptable if someone has decorated the Whomping Willow...

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

One theatre director said dwarf actors were ‘very, very expensive’. I mean, OK, you don’t get a lot for your money.