akoolo

IT geek and enthusiast

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Who exactly is supposed to protect Kenyans when Safaricom sells them products that keep failing, then customers are left moving up and down like fools begging for service they already paid for?

Where is the regulator when people buy 5G routers, pay for data, fail to use it properly for most of the month, then get sent in circles by customer care and Safaricom shops?

Or are the people who should be asking Safaricom hard questions also on the Safaricom comfort payroll?

Because this thing where Kenyans are sold stress, excuses and dead internet in the name of 5G is starting to look like organised theft with branding.

[akoolo @akoolo]

@lynn_ngugi1 @shecyclesnbi I have similar observatio, your money ia tracked, theirs is not

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Yesterday night, along Gigiri, it was raining heavily... There were so many men and women on the roadside asking for lifts. I guess they work for those rich people in Gigiri, Muthaiga. Nobody stopped. Took the courage to carry 4 of them, 2 ladies and 2 men. They were going to Allsops (River) and so I dropped them near GSU. When they were alighting, each one of them pulled out a Ksh 50. Like that is what they do. I said nope. I don't want the money. And I could hear them going away sending blessings my way. 😆

[akoolo @akoolo]

@fit_ermined @husskhalid You are a seasoned Kenyan

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

Imagine going to Nairobi from Embu. You get to Mwea town where a woman asks you if you're headed for Nairobi. She's willing to pay kshs 400 to Nairobi. Remember this is your private vehicle. You feel the 400 can buy you tea or fuel, so let's do it.

She gets into the car and off you go. On reaching Nairobi, you ask for the 400 and she tells you 'nipatie 10k yangu!'

Imagine that. From the blue!

You try to talk and she asks "unataka nipige nduru?"

You are in CBD. She's already trying to create noise inside the car. She threatens to shout that you've slept with her and now you are refusing to pay her 10k as agreed.

Knowing Nairobi, guy decided to channel the money. From what the guy told me, this lady had connections in town. It seemed this is something she has done before.

Imagine getting beaten in the middle of Nairobi for such a thing. Even if you tell your wife the lady is lying, convincing her will be an uphill task.

Someone is currently in prison for a related case. This one decided to lock the doors, drive out of town. He beat the lady up till she got unconscious. Crime? Abduction, assault with intent to kill.

When you get to court, gentlemen, that's when you realise the law has a gender especially when the complainant is a woman. You will know the law is female. It has a pusssssyyyy!

[akoolo @akoolo]

Si huyu @AokoOtieno_ hufikiria out if the box all the while!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Business Daily reported juzi that Kenya Airways made a loss of 17.12 BILLION in the year ending 2025

Suddenly there is a phantom Investor and akina Thika MP are buying shares!

Who buys shares at a time a company is making loss worth BILLIONS?

Explain to me like I am Nyamu!

[akoolo @akoolo]

@AokoOtieno_ your intel is on another level.. Smart in both ways

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@AIRTEL_KE [phone] Ghana, Accra

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@AIRTEL_KE I travelled out of the country to an Africa county in the Westtried to purchase roaming bundles but been unable to use the service, help out.. Is it that I missing out on a step?!

[akoolo @akoolo]

@AIRTEL_KE Do I need to activate roaming in advance before I leave Jenya or I activate on arrival at the country of arrival?

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@Omwamikee For comedy Ng'ang"a

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@MikeSonko Enyewe watu hutoka mbali

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@KingTunde_SZN 8

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@thebigdammy I fit the bill!

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@Maryian96 Yes, me!

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@Maryian96 Hehe

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@MaunduMaloba @KenyaPower_Care Invest in solar..

[akoolo @akoolo]

@Jeshi_LaSifuna Penye utaenda mimi na kura yangu. Ila..

[akoolo @akoolo]

@AIRTEL_KE is there a way one can share bundles that i have already subscribed to? Recently I subscribed monthly bundles then shortly lost my phone, I have an inferior android hence not making good use of those bundles, was considering zambazarangi to any of my kin

[COOLKID @KUcoolkid]

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