Akostoff

calculative and analytical, cool and easy going............

[Akostoff @akostoff]

Rest on Daddy
1935 - 2026
💔💔💔💔

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@hannahmuktar It serves as a reminder to all of us to put not our trust in any human being

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@TheAuditaholic @StatiSense The table is for COVID 19 prevalence and not HIV prevalence in Nigeria

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@_Thrixian Ask AI

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@CalebMutfwang Your excellency sir, remember to restart #Jos_international brewery, #Milky_way_dairy_farm, Bokkos_farm_project, ASTC, #Plateau_foods_farm Gashish also modernize #Solomon_Lar_ amusement_park, #Jos_wild_life_park,#pandam_Game_reserve,#Wase_Rock_tourist_center all these & more....

[Pixelverse @pixelverse_xyz]

✨We Welcome TURBO Inside Pixelverse

🐸 @TurboToadToken, created by digital artist Rhett Mankind in April 2023, has officially joined Pixelverse. Turbo’s development was guided by GPT-4, with the project following AI-generated instructions. The community selected the name TurboToad, and its design was shaped using AI tools, making it a truly community-driven project.

This week, $TURBO achieved a major milestone with its successful listing on #Binance

You can now experience TurboToad in action by playing battles inside PixelTap. Additionally, TurboToad will soon be available in the Pixelverse web browser game.

#PixelTap $PIXFI #Pixelverse

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@Theoladeledada only wish is a Blood pressure monitor or a smart watch

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@CalebMutfwang Please resurrect Jos international brewery

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@ResolutionWall Take the risk and join the millionaires....... and maybe die early or Live long

[Akostoff @akostoff]

My Plateau state 🥲🥲

[TheCableIndex @thecableindex]

WASH: Percentage of homes with limited access to clean water

1. Taraba: 86%
2. Cross River: 81%
3. Benue: 80%
4. Bayelsa: 78%
5. Ekiti: 76%
6. Plateau: 73%
7. Ebonyi: 71%
8. Nasarawa: 71%
9. Kebbi: 68%
10. Akwa Ibom: 64%
11. Kaduna: 64%
12. Delta: 63%
13. Imo: 61%
14. Kogi: 61%
15. Rivers: 58%
16. Enugu:57%
17. Oyo: 57%
18. Gombe: 54%
19. Ondo: 51%
20. Zamfara: 51%
21. Sokoto: 49%
22. Bauchi: 48%
23. Osun: 47%
24. FCT: 46%
25. Kwara: 42%
26. Katsina: 39%
27. Abia: 38%
28. Adamawa: 38%
29. Anambra: 38%
30. Edo: 32%
31. Kano: 31%
32. Lagos: 31%
33. Ogun: 27%
34. Yobe: 27%
35. Jigawa: 12%
36. Borno: 9%

<NMPI 2022>

#TheCableIndex

[Akostoff @akostoff]

My Plateau state 🥲🥲

[TheCableIndex @thecableindex]

Percentage of state population multidimensionally poor

#TheCableIndex

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

FULL LIST of Out-of-school children across all the states in Nigeria (among children of Ages 6–15years old).

Check where your state is and see if you prioritise the education of children where you come from.

1. Kebbi: 67.6%
2. Sokoto: 66.4%
3. Yobe: 62.9%
4. Zamfara: 61.3%
5. Bauchi: 55.7%
6. Borno: 54.2%
7. Jigawa: 51.1%
8. Gombe: 48%
9. Katsina: 45.9%
10. Niger: 42.8%
11. Kano: 39.2%
12. Taraba: 28.8%
13. Nasarawa: 25.4%
14. Plateau: 23.2%
15. Kwara: 22%
16. Kaduna: 21.9%
17. Adamawa: 21.7%
18. Oyo: 20.9%
19. Ogun: 20.5%
20. Benue: 18.4%
21. Ebonyi: 16.7%
22. Ondo: 13.8%
23. Osun: 12.8%
24. FCT: 12.8%
25. Edo: 11.3%
26. Akwa Ibom: 10.6%
27. Kogi: 10.2%
28. Delta: 9.3%
29. Rivers: 7.7%
30. Cross River: 7.6%
31. Enugu: 7.5%
32. Bayelsa: 7.4%
33. Lagos: 6.4%
34. Abia: 5.6%
35. Ekiti: 5.1%
36. Imo: 5.1%
37. Anambra: 2.9%

(NMPI 2022).
Credit @thecableindex

By the way:
There are 19 states up north in total.
And 17 of them sit at top 17 of most out of school children (apart from kogi).

These are also the blocs with the highest number of voters in every election.

So effectively, the most uneducated parts of the country also have the highest number of voters.

Nigeria is indeed a very interesting place.

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@ideniyor @RealOlaudah Let the man or wife travel out for some days, when back from the journey the passion will be recandled.
Too much familiarity with the opposite sex kills sex drive.

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@YakubuTaddy Congratulations sir

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

President Bola Tinubu has approved the appointment of the following qualified Nigerians to serve in agencies under the Federal Ministry of Communications and Digital Economy:

NIGERIAN COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION (NCC)

(1) Abraham Oshadami — Executive Commissioner, Technical Services

(2) Rimini Makama — Executive Commissioner, Stakeholder Management

(3) Opeyemi Dele-Ajayi — President/CEO, Digital Bridge Institute

NIGERIAN COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE (NIGCOMSAT) LIMITED

(1) Abiodun Attah — Executive Director, Technical Services

(2) Aisha Abdullahi — Executive Director, Finance & Administration

(3) Jaiyeola Awokoya — Executive Director, Marketing & Business Development

GALAXY BACKBONE (BB) LIMITED

(1) Ibrahim Adepoju Adeyanju — Managing Director/CEO

(2) Mohammed Sani Ibrahim — Executive Director, Finance & Corporate Services

(3) Olusegun Olulade — Executive Director, Customer Centricity & Marketing

(4) Olumbe Akinkugbe — Executive Director, Digital Exploration & Technical Services

[The Nation Nigeria @TheNationNews]

#TuesdayHeadlines
13th of February 2024

1. Governors, NSA join forces to battle insecurity, food crisis - https://t.co/mp5Mwy55aB

2. Nigeria’s oil production up by 177,000bpd in January - https://t.co/9Y0ahsNAHi

3. Emefiele: Why we paid out $6.2m, by CBN director - https://t.co/epfrYz8yrO

4. First Lady to Nigerians: challenges will be over soon - https://t.co/nuywScNuQl

5. A blow of fate - https://t.co/182sjdg9Js @sunday_oguntola

[Akostoff @akostoff]

See wahala

[Reuben Abati @R_abati1990]

[#TopStory #Lastweek] ‘Your Husband Is A Maradona In Bed’ – Mother Confesses To Sleeping With Daughter’s Husband In Nasarawa https://t.co/B8R0zYOEH1

[Akostoff @akostoff]

@A_Abby_Abi It's a coded form of prostit*tion; exchange of 'body' for maintenance alias money gain

[Akostoff @akostoff]

Wow!

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

NIGERIAN WORKERS' MONTHLY MINIMUM WAGE

2011: ₦18,000 ($117)
2024: ₦30,000 ($21)

#StatiSense

[Akostoff @akostoff]

Is our prayers in vain?

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

The Auditor General report simply revealed that the $3.4 Billion IMF loan that was obtained under the Buhari regime also “disappeared” under the same regime,as “there was no record of its whereabouts”.
We thought we only had wizards now we know there were also magicians.