CJ

Noʇ ʎonɹ nsnɐl nunsnɐl ƃnʎ˙

[CJ @akoungmaster]

So basically hindi aq nakatulog sa nakalipas na gabi dahil sa kape na ininom q kahapon ng tanghali...NASAAN UNG GANITONG EPEKTO NG CAFFEINE NOONG COLLEGE AQ?!?!?!

[CJ @akoungmaster]

y'all motherfuckers better postpone the end of the world 'till next year THERE IS NOTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME NOT PLAY THIS

[CJ @akoungmaster]

The B in LGBT stands for Belka did nothing wrong

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Medical exam result

Findings: hypotension
Recommendation: return to playing Dota 2

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Had 38oz of iced americano for the day just to feel something

[CJ @akoungmaster]

My blood pressure has now returned to low levels. Coincedentally, it has been 10 days since I last played Dota 2. I guess I need to do something else for my hypotension (something that does not eat my sanity)

[CJ @akoungmaster]

@GSC_GW blasting banger songs from the noosphere straight to my brain #STALKER2

[CJ @akoungmaster]

I never knew how good I had it 'till today... oh what I would do to have you back

[CJ @akoungmaster]

@veritasium Since gravity is established as the curvature of spacetime instead of a force, does this mean we are no longer looking for the force carrier for gravity (i.e. gravitons)?

[zeskomen @zeskomen]

Stalker viltrumite meme

[CJ @akoungmaster]

And di q lang gusto sa Cream-O dark choco ay mabilis siya maubos. Nasa biyahe pa lang aq pauwi nababawasan na siya agad

[CJ @akoungmaster]

these mfs be in charge of Philippine weather right now

[CJ @akoungmaster]

@ArenaBreakoutPC ty for the premium battle pass

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Now I'll know what Leon felt...

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Happy Three Kings

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Ps. Kung may kilala kayong entomology (partikular sa mga lamok) pasabi naman sa akin. Ang dami qng tanong

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Alam ba ng mga lamok na napatay q na ung kasama nila na dumapo sa akin? Paisa-isa lang kasi silang pumupunta sa akin, gaya sa mga lumang pelikulang aksyon.

[CJ @akoungmaster]

This news cures depression
https://t.co/1TCX1oyG7x

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Had to crop the bottom part of the picture because we don't give that for free #NewProfilePic

[CJ @akoungmaster]

Ha! Nalagay na sa family picture ung buhokq, wala nang bawian yan hahaha