Alicia Parr

I would have to say my absolute best quality is that I don't pretend to be affiliated with any hogwarts houses.

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

The @MorganWallen album is what this world needs right now. Among many other things. But lets start with this. #dangerousthedoublealbum #morganwallen

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Ozark is awesome until you realize its not that good.

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

@jrodfromoz Please sing ‘God Made A Woman’ in Rock Island on Sunday 🙏🏼😭 I’ll die forever happy if I can hear my wedding song performed front and center! 🖤🙌🏼

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

@ImSamCrow #preach

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

Just asked my husband @mrparr1 if we had any plans this weekend and he said “Yes, shampooing the carpets”.

Living our best, most exciting life over here, guys! 😎

[Brian Chojnacki @BroadcastingBri]

Regardless of the score, WWII hero Hershel 'Woody' Williams has my vote for #SuperBowl MVP.
#CoinTossGameTooStrong
🐐

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

ME https://t.co/I24zPVOeOI

[Alicia Parr @akparr2]

JUBES 👯❤️ #sistersister #sistergoals #lunchdate #shepaid #fridayfood @ Saint Giuseppes Pizza https://t.co/ZruiBjNUj0

[mike toole @miketoole]

When you're about to like a photo on Instagram but then see it was only posted 18 seconds ago.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.

[Malika @ForeverMalika]

If he wants your relationship to be a secret, he may not be a secret worth the keep. 🔫

[Rep. Robert J. Dold @RepDold]

RT to vote for Kirk Humphreys in #IL10 Leadership Awards. Learn more: https://t.co/HACPvCypyE

[Cecil’s Back @ilovecuredmeats]

I think being a cross dresser would be pretty neat cause no matter what section ur in at a clothing store it's like wow that's gorgeous.

[Nige @nigelgodwin]

I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors.

Jehovah's fitness.

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

Large coffee, please

Ok, one venti coffee

No, a large

That is a large

Shouldn't large be a word like "grande"?

No, that's a medium

OMG