Timmy

Chelsea 💙/glöry/vibez.

[STEADY✍🇳🇬 @ST_E_A_DY]

Dem wan use "when are you going for NYSC?"kill me.

Me self dey use "Next Batch" kill them😹😹

[AO. Esq. @Igte8]

I want to laugh at this NYSC crash outs but I know my own is coming 😭😂😂

[darababy🍄 @daarrraaaa]

i’m already dreading nysc before i register, nothing about it seems like a fairly enjoyable experience

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨6UFF, TUFF KING

“RIPPERS FATE”. — OUT NOW

Hows it Sounding ??

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Bad man, it’s me.
Responsible man, it’s still me.
Calm man, it’s me.
Stubborn man, still me.
Chalant man, it’s me.
Nonchalant man, still me.

There’s no type of man I can’t be, depending on who is experiencing me and where I find myself.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

The female child is 100 times more likely to bring shame to your family

[We$t @flygodT]

Olise might just be a shy guy but since he looks good & has swag they’ll call him nonchalant, never seen anyone call Kante nonchalant 😆

[Wavy☆ @Wavyswago]

"You be fool" " You're a fool"

[. @Fimiye]

If you know the kain soft life your mates dey on, you go off that Demon slayer wey you dey watch, go do juju.

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

They didn’t steal your partner; your partner chose them.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

Maturing is realising that F1 is just F2 after she got tired of the game

[Caleb_Xo✳️ @EriwaBoy]

"How lucky are you"?

Me:

[MrDopeBoi @manliketine420]

I’m addicted to self improvement

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Yorubas have a way of naming things to perfection.

Cancer as arun jẹjẹrẹ is a perfect description.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

South Africa and Mexico's game at the 2026 FIFA World Cup is projected to have 1.1 billion live viewers, which will make it the most watched opening game in history.

[BOSS @henrypirfa]

Just saying.

[Toyosi Obembe @Obembe_Toyosi]

That’s an Arab muslim on the left and a Yoruba Muslim on the right. If a DNA test is done on both of dem, the results won’t say they are Muslim. Instead, the test will show who is Arab from Middle East and who is Yoruba frm West Africa. Ur ethnicity is ur real identity, u fool!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I married my best friend"

Does your best friend know you once thought of cheating on them because they upgraded their iPhone but didn't upgrade yours?

[MADE IN LAGOS 🧊💎⚡️🔥 @papichulo4224]

Americans see you as a black African first before Christianity.

Arabs see you as a black African first before Islam.

But Mutiu from Iwo said he’s Muslim first before being a Yoruba man.