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[ris 𝜗𝜚 @562side]

ternyata korea di jajah jepang tuh selama 35th, 10x nya orang indonesia

indonesia yang dijajah 3.5th aja udah kayak nightmare, apalagi warga korea

[Meera Delima🍉 @fancyluvvy]

SEPAKAT SEPENDAPAT SETUJU

“kalo kamu disini kamu yang aku pake”
MAAF BGT GUE CABUL BRUTAL BGT ANAKNYA😭😭😭

[⋆. 𐙚 ˚nau @itsnaurey]

buat kakak kakak yang belum pada tau, ini namanya sange sangean

[Mas Gres @erlanishere]

Sebagai veteran KHW, list favorit gw tuh ini:
1. KHW 100 (Warung Bu Leli). Mana panjang dan bikin menghela nafas terus. Dikira udah mau habis eh ada lagi terusannya.
2. KHW 73 (Lynn). Ini horornya indah. Gak ada serem-seremnya.
3. KHW 101 (Kang Badar). Ini epik bjir, horor kampung zaman dulu emang di luar nalar.
4. KHW 135 (Stasiun Manggarai). Kereta hantu ibukota, mindblowing karena ga nyangka. 😭
5. KHW 300 (Sugumoang). Kematian berantai di kampung Batak, akhir ceritanya berdarah-darah.
6. KHW 298 (Bayangan Pulang). Doppelganger gaib. Ini creepy karena kok bisaa 😭
7. KHW 47 (KHW terhoror). Gak habis-habis ini gangguan terornya.
KHW Nadia Omara ini bener-bener ngerangkum "urban legend" se-Indonesia, mesti dibuatin "ensiklopedi/infografis"-nya sih kalo kata gw asli. 😭

[💌, @headcheerios]

@iPopHQ oh prabowo you will pay and i hope your death will be slow and painful

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Did you know… there are moments where Allah laughs?

[Sofia! ✨ @itzwoopy]

Tempo hari, aku janji buat bikin thread kasus Lee Chun Jae dan ini artikelnya yaaa. Kalau nonton Memories of Murders sama The Scarecrow, pasti ngerasa, "WEH YANG INI ADA SCENENYA."

Pas nulis, aku gak bisa nahan diri buat mengumpat kayak GILA BANGET INI ORANG NYIKSA KORBANNYA

[muklas @mukaikhlas]

yang pengen bubarin mbg boleh retweet

[Sofia! ✨ @itzwoopy]

Kalau aku bikin artikel soal Lee Chun Jae, ada yang mau baca gak? Soalnya tiap nonton The Scarecrow sama baca kasus asli, jujur banyak banget hal baru yang aku temui...

Agak maju mundur mau bikin huhu kalau bikin, kayaknya bentuk artikel bukan thread karena PANJANG BANGET.

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

HOW DO THE DEAD REALIZE THEY ARE DEAD?

Innalillahi wa Innailaihi Rajiun!!!

The dead person does not realize that he died at the beginning. He feels himself dreaming of death, he sees himself crying, bathing, knotting himself, and going down to the grave.

He always has the impression of dreaming when he is piled up on the ground. He then screams but no one hears his scream.

Later, when everyone is dispersed and left alone underground, Allah restores his soul. He opens his eyes and wakes up from his "bad dream". At first, he is happy and grateful that what he was going through was just a nightmare, and now he is awake from his sleep. Then he begins to touch his body, which has just been wrapped in a cloth, questioning it with surprise;

"Where's my shirt, where are my underwear?"

Then he continues: "Where am I, where is this place, why the smell of dirt and mud everywhere, what am I doing here?"

Then he begins to realize that he is underground, and what he is experiencing is not a dream! Yes, he realized he was dead.*

He shouts as loudly as possible, and calls: his relatives who, according to him, could save him:

"Abdulrazaq... !!!!"
"Yusuf.... !!!!"
"Abdullahi .... !!!!"
"Khadijah .... !!!!"
"Aisha .... !!!!"
"Uthman .... !!!!"
"Adam....!!!!"
No one answers him. He then remembers that Allah is the only hope right now. He weeps for Him and implores Him while asking His forgiveness;
"Yaa Allah! Yaa Allah! Forgive me, Yaa Allah...!!!

He screams in an incredible fear that he had never felt before, during his lifetime.

If he is a good person, two angels with smiling faces will sit him down to comfort him, and then do him the best service.

If he is a bad person, two angels will increase his fear and torture him according to his ugly acts.

Oh Allah, forgive my sins and the sins of my mother, father, wife, children, and all my family and friends.

Brothers and sisters in Islam, you have two options here:

1. Let this little knowledge only be read here and nothing happens.

2. Turn a new leaf and return to our God by asking forgiveness and doing good deeds

Ya Allah, don't take our life until we are at our best and ready to meet you. Aamin.🤲🏾
Let’s pray for ourselves and our families🤲🏾

[alfin rizal @alfinrizalisme]

nggak pakai mikir panjang: jokpin.

[Lutfi Nur Farid @lutfithe13th]

RSUD itu biasa merawat pasien sampai jebol plafon BPJS, lalu bulan depannya diumumkan jaspel nakesnya dipotong sekian puluh persen utk nambal, krn udah era BLUD, Pemda gak peduli, sambil nakesnya baca komen warga di medsos muji2 RS swasta, gak tau kalo mereka rumit dikit rujuk..

[gatau @akpusing]

@jodohmu34475131 @kdrama_menfess jaksa sih

[miw. @lilaccountz]

jadi jaman Rasul tuh ada anak kecil yg terkenal bisa baca pikiran org lain. dan gegara kemampuan ini, dia dicurigai sbg dajjal.

kebetulan nih anak lahir di keluarga Yahudi dan dia BENCI BANGET ama Rasulullah. jd dia songong bgt nantangin Rasul.

suatu hari Rasul samperin ni anak “coba tebak apa isi pikiranku?”

anak ini jawab “ad dukh..ad dukh…”

Rasul langsung bilang “stop, jgn dilanjut. semoga kemampuanmu ga berkembang lebih besar drpd ini”

trus Rasul nanya “apakah kamu percaya kalo aku utusan Tuhan?”

dia jawab “percaya, kalo kamu jg percaya bahwa aku utusan Tuhan” (songong kan). Rasul pun pergi ninggalin dia.

Umar bin Khattab nanya “emg apa yg kamu pikirkan saat itu Rasul?”

Rasul bilang “aku saat itu berpikir tentang Ad Dukhan”

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

nama anak ini : Ibnu Shayyad.

nah anak ini akhirnya semakin besar, dia tinggal di Madinah. dia masuk islam dan menikah, diriwayatkan dia punya 10 anak. tapi para sahabat Nabi tetep menghindar dari dia karena ga percaya sama dia.

suatu hari para sahabat pergi haji, termasuk Ibnu Shayyad. pas perjalanan pulang, rombongan ini istirahat.

ada salah satu sahabat Nabi duduk di bawah pohon, ga lama dateng si Ibnu Shayyad duduk sebelahnya. sahabat Nabi ini liat dia dan bilang “gih, kamu pindah. banyak pohon lain buat berteduh”

tiba tiba Ibnu Shayyad ini nangis. sahabat Nabi td nanya “kenapa kamu nangis?”.

dia jawab “aku nangis karena org org ngira aku dajjal dan menjauhiku. padahal kamu tau sendiri, dajjal itu kafir sedangkan aku muslim. dajjal itu ga nikah, sedangkah aku nikah. dajjal itu gapunya anak, sedangkan aku punya anak. dajjal itu gabisa masuk mekkah madinah sedangkan aku buktinya tinggal disini”

sahabat Nabi itu jd mikir “iya ya, bener juga. poinmu tepat semua”

eh abis itu Ibnu Shayyad lanjut “tapi sejujurnya, menurutku nama itu lumayan bagus. julukan itu keren ga sih? dajjal dengan segala powernya. aku sih ga keberatan kalo memang ternyata akulah si dajjal itu”

sahabat Nabi itu langsung pucat dan berdiri sambil pergi “please jauh jauh dariku”

Ibnu Shayyadnya? ketawa.

gila nih org aneh bgt🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂merinding

[Fira Braja Brata Atmaja 🍉 @Dennaaja_]

Gundik poligami no 4. Tidak punya posisi tawar. Jadi pahlawan cuma krn surat-suratan sama bule belanda jaringan teosofi & freemason. Jauh kalah sama Tjoet Nyak Dien, Laksamana Keumalahayati, Christina Martha Tiahahu, even sama Dewi Sartika yg mampu bikin sekolah putri di Bandung

[MOVE. @archiveruoxicyh]

Bokep english emang menggoda, tapi bokep indo DAHSYATTTT POKOKNYA JOROKKKKK BGT

[HyL @itsurboihyl]

Istri istri nabi itu terkenal mayoritas muda dan cantik2 secara fisik

Banyak yang denial kan lo

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