Opie

Info Security Geek, Gentoo Maestro, DJ, Emergency Manager, Granola Lover
AKA @[email protected]

[Opie @akraut]

@CaltrainAlerts @caltrain This train isn't just delayed. It's stuck at South San Francisco.

[Opie @akraut]

Ok, when did this happen? And why?

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric Oh man. Please link me if you're not trolling.

[Opie @akraut]

@Vestwell your chat bot, which answers when I use the Live Chat for support keeps telling me to use the live chat or gives me fake phone numbers. How do I contact your team by phone?

[Opie @akraut]

@Dyson DM incoming, but it's worth noting it happened to my partner's account as well as several coworkers.

[Opie @akraut]

Dearest @Dyson if it's not too much trouble, could you ask your application developers to stop sending test messages out to everyone with the app installed?

[Opie @akraut]

.@ChooseMuse I know it's hard, but since it's been over 3 months, could you maybe respond to my support ticket? #00385900

Also, maybe reply to the emails I've been sending instead of getting called out in public?

[Opie @akraut]

@lu_cabarattini @m_franceschetti It saved their staff the need to waste their customers' time. Instead Devin can do it for them: https://t.co/CDUi3IgVXI

[Opie @akraut]

Fun statistic: in the last 11 months, the number of times @FedEx delivered a package on the day their own systems predicted was 0 out about 60. It's astounding that they try to predict a 2-4 hour time window when they can't manage to land anytime during that day.

[Mark Manning @antitree]

Ever wonder how the default seccomp profile is different/changed across Docker vs Podman vs containerd?

I didn't think this table was right, had to check this 3 times. Join me @qc_con and you'll see it gets worse before it gets worse.

[Opie @akraut]

@JimAlger @greentheonly "No mom, press the car, then Lights... you're driving?! Pull over!"

[Opie @akraut]

.@Shopify Someone created a shopify store using my email address. Your support channels provide no way for me to address this.

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric Oh man, yes you do!

[Opie @akraut]

.@Uber at LAS drivers must text a stall number to their riders. Your translation algorithm is translating stall numbers. My driver texted 'E5', I got 'i5'.

[Rob Fuller @mubix]

I use Log4shell canaries in my passwords and I have one per website. It’s been crazy interesting the sites that I have gotten pings for and where the pings are from. I think it’s cool. It would be a fun talk to put together and a good story to tell but not useful…

[KF @d0tslash]

@mubix do it!

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric Also the arches are golden.

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric My Baofang batteries swelled and leaked into my water and cash, but the booze and ammo are fine.

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric This looks a lot like Arc

[Opie @akraut]

@theodric I want that. What is this and where can I get one?