Ally Krueger

Industrial painter and sandblaster by day...outdoors woman in whatever free time I have 🤙🏼

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Jesusfuckingchrist few things piss me off more than when Im trying to look at a recipe online & I have to scroll through a 33 page essay before I get to the actual recipe. No one cares about your 6 paragraphs explaining why you love using mozzarella instead of cheddar JANET

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@emilyhuston_ Seriously ! I sweep every day and vacuum twice a week…and I seriously do not understand how my pets are not bald. How is it possible to lose that much hair and not be bald?! Where is the science?????

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

At the point where when I drive home from work on an 80 degree day, I blast the AC while also having the heated seat on high for my back pains. Yeehaw 🤧🤙🏼

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@tianadiethelm Just try to keep the mouth shut 💀😂😂

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@madisonrosemea I’m crying 💀🤣

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Last week at work, a dude tried hitting on me by giving me a sheet of childrens stickers ?? & another tried impressing me by telling me all about his “sick new bicycle” he now rides, due to 3 DUI’s within 6 months ?? Men are fucking weird, y’all give yourselves the bad rap lmao💀

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

We as a people gotta stop saying "shark-infested waters" them mfs LIVE there

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@AlyssaHickey711 @Brewers @JeffWolf22 I’m so excited

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Fuck pool world 🤢

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@MadsMeador Omg I need pics pls

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Update: I am officially declaring the Roomba haunted. Even though I turned it off, it has had a mind of its own all day today. I would like to issue an apology to Dave the cat, since I blamed him for turning it on at 1am this morning.

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Dave (my cat) must’ve accidentally turned the Roomba on last night, bc I woke up at 1am to a loud ass vacuum buzzing around the bedroom and Dave all puffed up and scared in the corner. When I tell you I woke up in a panic ready to throw hands with a poltergeist or something...🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

Sometimes I think “I would like to have a kid” & then other times I’m sitting on my patio trying to relax after a long day of work, & these little kids are constantly riding tricycles in a circle around my apartment building, screaming....& then I think “absolutely not” lmao 😭

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@AlyssaHickey711 I’ll bring you some tomorrow for free 🤣♥️

[ً @artfuIchaos]

a conversation about how you feel is NOT supposed to end in a argument.

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@pop_historian @AlyssaHickey711 😭😭😭😭😭

[Immortal Guardians MC @igmcsa]

Fucking finally! 😂

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@tianadiethelm I do this with my work husband 🙏🏼

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@tianadiethelm 😂😂😂😂😂 of course you’d notice that 😂😂😂 and I did!! 1 whole percent!!!

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

A short story about grandmas and technology

[Ally Krueger @akreegz]

@alexagaj Me too, I was sitting at my place alone just rolling 😂😂😂