April Krenzer

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

2nd Bedtime: a phenomenon that occurs after your kid goes down easy at 1st bedtime but wakes up crying an hour later and will not go back to sleep. #secondbedtime #momlife

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Marriage is basically just an agreement to do the back of your husbands DIY haircut until death do you part. #marriage #tweetsfromawife

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

I don’t always follow my baby out of the room but when I don’t, he finds the dogs water. #momoftheyear

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

When I’m feeling exceptionally bold, I shop against the flow of traffic at Wegmans on Sundays. #peopleeverywhere #excuseme

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

I really want funions but I'm scared to go to the same gas station I got a bag from earlier this week... the only gas station on my route. #halp

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

There's nothing more professional than when I crawl beneath my desk to put a flash drive in the back of my computer. #assup #professionaltothelastdrop

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

The problem with bath snacks is that I always drop some into the bath. #bathproblems

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

We shared a room with a man who took too much cocaine last night and was having chest pain, so how's your Sunday going? #tweetsfromthehospital

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Also, if they could stop taking my husband every time I walk away, that would be great. #nowifeleftbehind

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Things you hear in the ER "hey man, we're going to shock somebody if you want to watch" #hopeitsnotmyhusband

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Good news: my office is empty. I can sniffle without restraint. #freedom

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

There are people in my office today and now I'm suddenly self conscious of how much sniffling I'm doing. #nosedrip #annoyingofficemate

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

I want to read but I had two glasses of wine in my bath and now I'm struggling to stay awake. So you could say I'm really killing the beginning of the week. #mondaybuzz #bathwine

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

I spent the rest of the dream avenging my puppy and I got my him back. Lesson? Don't settle for 5 puppies when you can have 6.

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Had a dream last night that I had 6 puppies. And some lady faked one of my puppy's deaths and stole it.

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

My mom on my new sweater "ew what is that?". When I walked in wearing it today she said "oh I like that shirt"... #thedailydianne

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

I'm starving. My husband has eaten all the snacks. Hallllpppp. #newlyweds #snackattack

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

#thedailydianne

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

While doing yoga with my mom "you should learn to be more flexible, your husband will like it." #thedailydianne

[April Krenzer @akrenz51]

Reasons October is my favorite month: hunt races, fall foliage, GVH Hunter pace, Halloween and horse shows. How could it get any better?!