akrons the YIMBY viking

{endless scream into the void}

[akrons the YIMBY viking @akrons]

like seriously this is such an evergreen tweet, just retweet it at least once a week. doesn't even matter what's going on. i promise it will still be applicable.

[Mara Gay @MaraGay]

Some white people would rather burn our country to the ground than share it with the rest of us.

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

It’s official: the pandas are coming to D.C.!

Alongside @FLOTUS, we’re thrilled to announce that by the end of this year, the Zoo will once again be home to two giant pandas. #DCPandas

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

she is beauty,
she is grace,
she is leathery on the face,

[Arlington Public Schools @APSVirginia]

The @Capitals hosted a pep rally ahead of tonight’s #StanleyCupPlayoffs game at @APSCardinalElem where students learned about hockey, hung out with @Caps_Slapshot and then squared off against each other in a hockey game. #AllCaps #RocktheRed #beatNYR

[Goodable @Goodable]

Someone made a little free Blockbuster in Canada.

[akrons the YIMBY viking @akrons]

@linette_colon #yestv

[akrons the YIMBY viking @akrons]

big hail in north Arlington! @capitalweather

[akrons the YIMBY viking @akrons]

@CarlosCabanWJLA @7NewsDC sure!

[Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites]

do it yourself projects are great but have you heard of this new thing i'm calling "don't it yourself" where you just don't do anything

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

does that man look familiar to you

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The only thing crazy about $20 an hour is it’s still not a living wage. The living wage for California is $27.32 an hour.

[Ashmi @_ashmip]

put a finger up if you found out your ex is getting married because you got an alert that your ex father in law made changes to the shared wedding planning Google sheet you guys made years ago and your name was literally just replaced ☝🏽

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

DO NOT LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY WITHOUT THE EYE PROPER PROTECTION, DOING SO COULD CAUSE SERIOUS PAIN AND POSSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE RETINAS

[liz @LizEHansen]

6yo: "Mom, I'm excited that it's my first eclipse, but I'm sad that it's your last." 💀

[shinsei @nise_shi]

been getting into the habit of singing in the shower and today I received this note in my mailbox saying “you sure aren’t getting any better at singing LMAOOOO”. sorry to say I’m absolutely honored to be living in the same building as a hater of this caliber. i need to frame this

[Nicole St. Denis @nicosttweets]

My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates.

The address:

[Khadijah A. Robinson @dijadontneedya]

I got IDd last night, but as I was rummaging around in my purse for my ID, the dude saw my checkbook and said "nevermind" 😭😒🤣 FIRST OF ALL

[My Life As Dad @milifeasdad]

Marriage tip: If your wife says it’s ok for you to go out on a guys night while she stays with the kids, bring back something juicy for her to enjoy and feast on, like gossip.