elie

film nerd

[elie @akronward]

i love you risa ward

[elie @akronward]

please don’t speak on texan issues is this your first day on earth ?

[k ✰ @kaylafrom5to7]

the concept of being a mexican living in texas and hating the spurs…. its giving internalized racism

[elie @akronward]

me and my best friend getting alchohol from their 16 year old brother

[elie @akronward]

i wish they would send me on tasks all i do is finish everything in 2 hours and then click random email and google random questions all day

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Having an intern is like irl Fable 5

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

how do i survive as someone who doesn’t believe in hard work, is ugly to most people, unconcered with societal ideals of success. thinks life should be easy and fun, and is lazy. genuinely

[elie @akronward]

is this in reverse order or ???

[kirakira @tetsufangirl]

my completely unironic star wars ranking:

new hope
return
phantom
attack
empire
revenge

[elie @akronward]

netflix lighting

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Mark Zuckerberg portrayal in hollywood.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

when people tweet like this it’s like when the servants in downton abbey care too much about that family

[blaire @pissshit90001]

You ever spend $30 on DoorDash and then realize it was not worth it

[elie @akronward]

they made a musical about this

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

when a friend tells you she's breaking up with her boyfriend and invites you to badmouth him, don't. twice i fell for it already. twice

[jill @stevienicks420]

Coming home from Trader Joe’s and having a little bite of everything I just got

[elie @akronward]

this lowkey a personal issue

[Sam Gonzalez Kelly @sgonzalezkelly]

Tried walking from downtown to the FIFA Fan Fest. Got rerouted by construction like 4 times. It’s very hot. I’m sure none of the bajillion tourists will have a hard time tho

[elie @akronward]

rusty featherstone was on my dream last night and i am now inexplicably attracted to him

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Everyone die at the same time 1 2 3 Go

[elie @akronward]

im already hungry and i only brought like 5 slices of mango as my lunch

[Jake 🦩 @Jakeli_47]

waking up thirty mins early just to scroll on my phone for 20 of them

[virtual_angel @AngryJuvia]

Le wifi du Louvre bloque grindr #pourinfo

[can ★ 13TS @mnijungkuks]

everyone trying to embed videos

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this

[elie @akronward]

just got blocked for winning an argument #allidoiswin