BlueBae

Digital Marketer | Former national level football player | Chelsea FC 💙 | Messi-Federer 🐐 | Sports make this world better 🏅

[BlueBae @aks1593]

Thank you @ChelseaFC for making my birthday special with the win today 😍💙 #BlueIsTheColour

[CHIMAOBI 🐅 @chimaobi_saint]

🎙 Piers Morgan: When Lionel Messi won the 2022 World Cup you said Lionel Messi has shaken hands with paradise. What makes him the GOAT over Cristiano Ronaldo, Pele and Diego Maradona?

🗣️ Peter Drury: "Lionel Messi… when he lifted the World Cup in 2022, it felt as though he had shaken hands with eternity itself.

But what makes him the greatest is not a single trophy— it is the totality of his existence within the game.

Show me another— a player who stands with a World Cup beside a mountain of Ballon d’Ors.

Show me one who has conquered the world and, twice, been its most decisive soul.

Show me the one who has claimed Europe with four Champions Leagues, who has dominated its leagues with Golden Boots, who has blended creation and destruction—goals and assists into one seamless language.

Show me the artist who pairs a World Cup with Copa Américas, who is celebrated not just in football, but across all of sport.

Search history. Search every era. You will find legends… but not this. Because Messi does not chase greatness—he defines it.

A left foot that speaks like a wand, a mind that sees what others cannot conceive, a career that does not read like statistics…but like scripture written in motion."

Not just the greatest of his time— the reference point for all time. 🐐✨

[NavFCB @nkrockzz88]

@AbjaFCB

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Driving on Indian roads is very easy; you just have to be careful of:

1. Dogs.
2. Cattle.
3. Children.
4. Potholes.
5. Open ditches, sewer lines, manholes.
6. Non-standard speed breakers.
7. Wrong-side drivers.
8. Pedestrians crossing abruptly.
9. Someone suddenly emerging from a divider cut.

10. Drivers abruptly changing lanes.
11. Turning without indicators.
12. Thar, Scorpio, Fortuner, buses, trucks, tractors, irrespective of their driving methods.

13. E-rickshaws and auto-rickshaws stopping/turning anywhere, anytime.
14. Vehicles overtaking from the left.
15. Parked vehicles opening doors without warning.

16. Loose gravel dumped without warning.
17. Temporary barricades placed suddenly in the middle of the road.
18. Uneven resurfacing.
19. VIP vehicles honking behind.
20. Unmarked unfinished flyovers.

That's it.

[Max Stéph @stephhmax]

Hey @grok

Which footballer do you think surely cried the night Messi won the World Cup?

Answer in 1 word

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

How the World Reacted to Lionel Messi leaving FC Barcelona.🤯

MOST INFLUENTIAL ATHLETE 🐐❤️

A thread 🧵

[Navin Kabra @NGKabra]

Devanagari is an extremely elegant script. But this was never explained to us in school.

A thread on the awesomeness that is devanagari.

Let's start with the things that my teachers did *not* teach me in school:

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

SHOCKING NEWS 🚨 Red Alert issued in Delhi. Delhi hits record-breaking 52.3 degrees C, its highest-ever temperature.

Meanwhile ⚡ Temperature at Iran Airport recorded at 66 Degrees Celsius.

Earth's average temperature has increased by approx 1.2 degrees Celsius since pre-industrial times

In India, A heatwave is declared over a region “when the actual maximum temperature remains 45 degrees Celsius or more

Earlier, Rajasthan's Churu was reported to be the warmest district of the season at 50.5 degrees Celsius.

Delhi breaks record.

[m @iron_hammy]

chelsea 23/24 funny moments; a thread because why not :)

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG NEWS 🚨 Respected Journalist Palki Sharma busts fake propaganda against Modi Govt at Oxford Union Society 🔥🔥

She said "If India is a poor democracy, Did BJP win the Karnataka or Telangana elections. Were the EVMs faulty then as well?"

"Bharat’s per capita income has doubled since 2014"

"Modi’s India got its much-deserved political stability. India isn’t a troublemaker but a consensus builder.

"Modi’s Kashmir went through economic resurgence and landmark social reforms"

"Social media misinformtion campaign against the rising Bharat is fierce today" ⚡- Palki Sharma

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Correct (imo). I am also of the opinion that defending space as a full-back is more important than 1v1 defending. The two who could do both to a world class level are the 🐐 Premier League full-backs so far.

[Ty Bracey @TyBracey]

A championship club who were 3-0 down and robbed of a 4-3 win by VAR and this is the reaction from a player who is a £100 million flop.

There is nothing remotely good about Manchester United, rotten to the core.

[🇻🇦♱ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AngloCatholica]

This is not what football is about.

VAR ruined one of the greatest FA Cup moments ever.

A toenail offside. Give me a break.

Coventry should be in the final. Utterly pathetic.

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Silva; “My four years here were very good. Not that I didn't believe in myself, but with my age and the intensity of this league...it's rare to see players in a high level at 39 years of age” #CFC 😢

[fendi @fendii_30]

What a fuckin edit

[Becky @_beckyy2]

I’m sorry but I just can’t get over it, literal children 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pochettino: “Palmer is the penalty taker. It won’t happen again, can’t behave like kids again”.

“It’s a shame. I told the players this is the last time I will accept this type of behaviour. This is not a joke”.

“Again, very clear. Cole Palmer is the penalty taker”.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨 BJD BJP alliance almost finalized 🔥🔥

BJP will fight 14 loksabha seats while BJD will contest 7 loksabha seats in loksabha.

In assembly, BJP will fight 47 assembly seats while BJD 100 seats.

Naveen Patnaik has sent his close aide VK Pandian to New Delhi for a discussion with Home Minister Amit Shah ⚡

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Haaland has just absolutely finished Trent 😂👏

[Raghav Navandar @ra7ghav]

Here’s me shooting my shot.
To @ChelseaFC & @OfficialASRoma,
I’m a medical student from India and a huge Chelsea supporter who just graduated last month and became a doctor, and I’ve come to Italy for a once in a lifetime trip with my friends to celebrate our achievement. (1)