Anant Singh

An Ant Man

[Anant Singh @aks8499]

Taco Bell is S tier and I’ll fight anyone who thinks otherwise

[Anant Singh @aks8499]

Don’t give a person the benefit of the doubt. Instead doubt the benefit of the person.

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It’s Sacrameno, not Sacramento

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I’m convinced good biryani solves all of life’s problems (or at least forget about them for a day)

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@yusufbenmira Don’t wanna be an American idiot?

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@smileitssuma I know it’s a high bar but a man can dream

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I want someone that is as obsessed with me as my manager is

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@smileitssuma Oh my god just remind him

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@smileitssuma I’m genuinely concerned

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@smileitssuma Cause the kings are just that good

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@smileitssuma Well obviously not

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@smileitssuma Ma’am you need an optometrist

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Is omitting information lying?

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@SumanthB99 Just a little pinch

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Just a reminder to all the Indian women out there to use this Rakshabandhan as an excuse to throw all your toxic exes and flings into the brother zone

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Talking shit about redheads should be a national past time

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I was at Marshalls on a Monday afternoon and I was surrounded by nothing but middle-age white women

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@smileitssuma I’m pretty sure that’s illegal

[Anant Singh @aks8499]

The new Red Bull summer flavors taste like Go-Gurt.

I’m not complaining, it just takes me by surprise every time I take a sip.