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The Great Pontificator —tweets about cubs, bears, northwestern, movies, and other musings

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Ongoing thread of things dad love (feel free to add in the comments): trying to enforce the rules in March Madness? Are they rooting for the refs? #travel

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@shen_pong Bruh use Gemini you traitor

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The lady has me doing a hot yoga sculpt class. How over is it?

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The lady has me doing a hot yoga sculpt class. How over is it?

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@CMark66566 Respectfully he isn’t in the 20/20 club before the All-Star break and the best defender in the league

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MVPCA

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This show was released in 2019

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Tubi is a growth engine

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JON SNOW IS SO FUCKIN TUFF

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An actor you love popping up in a project you didn’t know they were gonna be in is one of the best feelings

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I’m Superman-maxing this fourth #punkrock

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I’m not engaged but I did just put this in my wedding registry if anyone wants to help a brother out

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@fuck_packers

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@MonMornMahoney Can’t argue with the Pizza Smack Game

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It should be a legal requirement that anyone on the L when it goes by Wrigley has to stop what they’re doing and behold the stadium

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@BuschMVP HELLO???

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YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS MAN

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Jon Snow is starting to challenge Robb Stark’s aura levels I didn’t think this was possible

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Jon Snow is starting to challenge Robb Stark’s aura levels I didn’t think this was possible